Roast the person above you.

Captain... with all my respect..

Why do they call you Captain if you don't even have a ship?

PS: You're a trash can

 

I'm many things, but I'm not a trash can. And I do have a ship.

Unlike me, you deserve to be called a trash can c:

 

Didn't know you could use trash cans and call them ships..
I may be a trash can, but at least I'm not what's inside of it.

 

I would roast you but, you seem to be a bit overcooked.

 

I might be a bit overcooked, yes.
But look at your face.. fully burnt. Probably it's from the roast you're always getting, because you are too easy for rektin'.

 

Gei.

 

Gay is no longer offensive.

Make something more creative up

 

Were you born on the highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

 

JDman is smart enough to google "best comebacks."

My bad, I thought you were even dumber than that

 

Oh please, I'm finding difficulties to even type this, for after all, every time I read one of your roasts, CaptainJackBALDY, I lose brain cells.

 

At least mine are roasts unlike your petty attempts at looking cool

 

If only your future shined as bright as your BALDY spot.

 

Isn't my fault if my future is even brighter than that

 

If you were the future, it would be a dark age.

 

Looks like I'll be the reason to fuck up Rome... Heh

 

Hello there, Julius Caesar.

 

Hey

 

that roasted me hard. >:

 

Sorry >:

 

No problem, at least I ain't ugleh oooo rekt