Steam has a mental thing going on

So I went to f**king steam and went to an RPG section to see if there are any games worth trying out.

To my tremendous surprise, people like those crappy anime simulator games for some reason. So I felt like maybe it was something worth checking out.

Obviously, this game was about as crappy as it sounded (in my opinion). And I loved how they are ripping you off in the least subtle way possible. See the "Founder's Server: Exclusive Access 1"? Lol.

A game that is free to play asks you to pay 54$... Genius. So after my brain pain during this RPG games discovery, I say "Jesus Christ..." and guess what game shows up outta nowhere?

A Jesus Christ RPG. Wtf. This game also turns out to be a psychological horror for some reason.

And somehow manages to be called "Family Friendly..."

When it also has the following:





What the hell, people. You make me think that you were just randomly clicking and saw the most legitimate button out there and decided to press it. Not minding what the game has what so ever. Or maybe you just didn't care enough. Well honestly, I didn't really care either. I just pressed "Memes" for no reason.

Yeah, and if you thought that the game is about Justin Bie- I mean Jesus Christ, you're fucking wrong. It's about a random idiot called Jesus... Ketchum?

So I lost my final faith of humanity in this world, thinking that some people have enough Ego to create a game called Jesus Christ RPG and make it about Jesus Ketchum, make it a god damn psychological horror and still have the "family friendly" tag on when it has everything a 7 years kid would dream of. Blood, sex and shit. So I hang myself.

 

Steam contains Undertale. On the RPG s. Your point is invalid.

 

I would expect nothing less from Valves' Greenlight system.

 

Yes. But all you're giving a fuck about right now is Undertale.

I think you should try looking around the library and see for yourself, there are some weird as fuck games.

 

Oh, yeah, there are lots of weird af games. The animu is cool, but I no want to see boobs. Or date dem holders of boobs. I'm good with one RPG game.

 

I don't care about weird games, artistic expression and what not

I care about these "free" games where you have to shell out hundreds of dollars just to play the game for 2 seconds