Would you rather?

The former.

Would you rather become a cloud deity, with no sense of a physical form whatsoever or a rock?

 

A rock...
Would you rather listen to Dark Vader Breathing for 10 hours or listen to 10 hours of a Fireplace Burning
Darth Vader:
Fireplace:

 

fireplace

Would you rather have a pet lion or a pet panda?

 

Pet panda, those guys are awesome.

Would you rather make millions of dollars and have no friends, or be utterly poor with thousands of friends?

 

I would be poor with thousands of friends.


Would you rather have the power of flight or invisibility?

 

Get killed after 2 weeks in office. Reverse this country to what it was. My assassin would be Solid Snake, and I would request Big Boss take my place. (Nobody is going to get that)

Would you rather eat a Snake or a Venom(ous) Snake that tastes like your favorite food?

 

Eat a snake because I wouldn't die if I wasn't allergic and it wasn't venomous.

Would you rather live forever but no one would remember you or live a short and amazing life and go down in history?

 

live a short amazing life and go down in history

would you rather never listen to music for the rest of your life or never watch tv for the rest of your life

 

Never watch TV, I don't watch it anyway and most thing I can just watch on youtube or netflix anyway haha

Would you rather be blind or death?

 

blind

would you rather been in the hospital for one year or never be able to go on the internet?

 

oml... I was in hospital before for 2weeks when I had my operation and hospital food sucks and I use the internet every single day... but in hospital using the internet wouldn't happen to often... I'm going to go with hospital for a year because I would still be able to use the internet on rare occasions and then I get to stay in bed and do nothing for a year (Not factoring in why I'm in hospital).

Would you rather have a pain that never goes away or an itch that never goes away?

 

Never be able to go on the Internet. I would like an actual life just as much as I like the Internet.

Would you rather have John Cena or Chuck Norris be President of the US?

Wow. That timing could not have been any better. Itch. (We replied at the same time)

 

John Cena

Would you rather be your own mother or father?

 

I've never met my father, so my Mother.

 

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Would you rather do silent farts that smell horrible every hour or very loud farts that doesn't smell that bad every hour.

 

Silent

Would you rather have your normal arms replaced with puppet arms or your dominant arm replaced with a huge knife?

 

HUGE KNIFE OMG YESSS
then learn some sort of martial art lol

Would you rather Noragami or RWBY

 

lol