My first story: Reality™

Hello, guys! A few friends and I have decided to create a story on the forums, as seen in the title... But not just any story! It is perhaps the most bizarre story in existence and might only be able to be read if you want to cringe more than you ever have. I will post the first chapter soon. For now, here's a preview of the first part:

Part 1: Josie's point of view
I heard a loud noise coming from the main room.
I went to check it out, but I saw nothing there. And I mean nothing.
The room was completely white and empty.
It wasn't like that before.
I looked around, but the door to my room was gone.
Everything was gone.
I looked down, but I saw nothing. Not the floor or even my own feet.
It was like I couldn't see. But I could, because when I turned around, I saw a katana on what I guessed was the floor, although I didn't know if it was even a room.
I looked around, and there was nothing else. I slowly gripped the katana and picked it up.
Suddenly, someone appeared.


@TheEntroGent @CarmineSnow

 

OMG. TAHT. ISH. HEAVEN.
Heaven in 121 words.
Yes, I did count. And yes, I may have miscounted at some point, and please do correct me if I did.
BUT SHTILL- HEAVEN IN 121 WURDSH. Good job, Rockai. ROCKY BALBOA!!! XDDDD

 

HALP ME WITH RAZI'S POINT OF VIEW LATER PLS

 

I.. I just... I kinda wanna make my own story... .3. Why do I feel this way? . . . WHO KNOWS AND WHO CARES XD I can make one, don't vurry, it vill hapven. And I shall make it ze bezt story eva.

Btw, Edd... We may have given you a push-up bra, contacts, hair extensions, and a mini-skirt... Good luck, Franz, good luck...

 

Lmao. GG.

 

I have no clue... And does anyone know if Edd's on? 'Cause I wanna make sure he knows what he looks like before I draw him ;>

 

Part of the story may feature some artwork by Carmine. :)

 

Yeah! Except this foot of yours is CAUSING SOME TROUBLE. Some trouble in Mineville xDDD

 

Spoilers:

The room isn't heaven, but rather the "mid-reality", basically like the heaven's trial, if you will.

You're welcome.

 

The reference is no longer obscure.

 

Well, at least, we're getting somewhat of an audience now.

 

So frustrated rn. I'm trying to upload Razi, because I finished her last night. (It's because I like to know what your opinions are before I make them.) I have no idea how to post this picture! Can I get some help? Rocky, Edd?

 

I'm here.

 

Okay, I've finished the first chapter. Warning: It's the cringiest of them all. You're welcome.

Chapter one: I don't know what to call this, so I'll just write the title in italic so it looks fancier.
I looked around, but there was no one else.
"Who are you?" I asked.
Without answering my question, he summoned a katana.
Everything faded, and I found myself in my room just as I was earlier that day.
I wondered if it was all just a dream.
But when I walked to my door, I found a note on it.
It read:
Open the door.
-Nikoli
The name sounded familiar.
Nikoli...
I opened my door to find a boy with long green hair holding a zebra colored flamethrower, and I knew exactly who it was.
"Nikoli! It's you!" I exclaimed.
"Hey, Josie." He said, seemingly unsurprised.
"It's been so long! Are Franz and Razi here?" I asked excitedly.
"Yeah, they're both in the main room."
I took the zebrathrower out of his hands and ran to the main room.
"Franz, I will kill you!" I screamed.
I hated Franz more than anything, for no apparent reason.
But then I noticed something.
He was the person in the white room.
"What was that all about?" I demanded.
"Nothing is real."
I looked at Razi, and she just shrugged.
I heard a voice ringing in my head.
"Welcome to the mid reality."
Nikoli gave me a look that told me he knew what was going on.
"Why are you guys even here? Do you all know what's going on?" I asked.
I heard another voice inside my head.
"Nothing is real," It said, "This is your fault."
"My fault?! This is your fault!" I screamed at Franz.
"Do it." The voice said.
A katana appeared in my hand and I charged at Franz with it.
Everything faded, and I appeared in the white room.
"Nothing matters." The voice hissed.
I saw the katana on the floor and picked it up.
Franz appeared and I ran towards him with the katana in my hand.
Suddenly, it disappeared.
"You will be punished." The voice said.
"What will I be punished for?" I asked, "All I did was make you wear a push-up bra that one time."
I heard a girl laughing.
I looked around and saw Razi sitting in the corner.
She was laughing quietly and her eyes were bloody.
The voice in my head whispered, "This is your future."
I looked around again.
Razi and Franz were gone.
I heard laughter again.
I felt something trickling down my cheek.
I touched it and saw blood on my finger.
The laughter was me.
The blood was mine.
Was I just going crazy?
I heard another voice. This time it was Franz.
"This is you."

Hue. I wonder if any of you actually understood that. Probably not.
I will post another chapter sometime soon.

 

Ohmaigersch!!!
I lover shrugging. I still need to know about Edd's mini-skirt/push-up bra situation and what he's gonna wear :p

 

Spoiler:
The "Nothing is real." is actually a buildup to the main arc of what was planned for Reality (tm), a place which doesn't even actually exist, but somehow just stands there. Also, prepare for some really fucking weird things like obligatory sword fighting, people turning into cars, among other things.

 

And fish falling out of the sky.
Nikoli has green hair.

 

o god this is so good

 

You forgot about...


Mac 'n' cheese... :-;

 

I don't want to spoil that. xd