Create a slow and painful death

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  1. _Magical

    _Magical Pokémon trainer

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    Listen to me talk non-stop.
     
    _Magical, Dec 1, 2015
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  2. _ItsMayDay

    _ItsMayDay Smol Blueberry Pun Skele 4 Life Donator

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    sebastiann, Dec 1, 2015
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  4. _ItsMayDay

    _ItsMayDay Smol Blueberry Pun Skele 4 Life Donator

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    Going onto IJAH... at night!
     
    _ItsMayDay, Dec 1, 2015
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  5. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    Oh Hell no!



















    I ate them all. :3
     
    CaptainJackValdy, Dec 1, 2015
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  6. mochi

    mochi t̶̀h̶e̵ ̷̧͝c̵̨á̢t͘ Donator

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    My turn. Yes, I can be VERY evil.
    Ready?



    Going on IJAH on C2 at 2:00 AM while getting kicked in (Well it depends on what gender you are, so you probably know what I was going to say.) and listening to Justin Beiber. A slow and painful death... Be careful. :)
     
    mochi, Dec 2, 2015
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  7. sraha

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    I wouldn't kill them. Just give them a (excuse my profanity) cr*p ton of paper cuts all over their body and slowly dip them into a big pool of lemonade.
     
    sraha, Dec 4, 2015
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  8. stanateez

    stanateez hongjoong enthusiast Donator

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    aw my fucking god
     
    stanateez, Dec 4, 2015
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  9. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    Now even I am freaked out. O.O
     
    CaptainJackValdy, Dec 4, 2015
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  10. KlulessdoesMC

    KlulessdoesMC YouTube: Klockorino

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    Strap them in chair. Put noise cancelling headphones on them. Play Friday on a loop until they die.
     
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  11. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    Although the nature of this thread is negative, it does not excuse you from being inappropriate.

    All posts which went overboard were deleted and dealt with further if needed.
    A few posts relating or which were off topic were also deleted.

    Any more inappropriate/overboard posts will be dealt accordingly.

    This is not a sick, twisted forum. This is a Minecraft forum aimed at a younger audience.
    All of you, go watch Wolf creek if you haven't and need to satisfy your weirdness.


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    Make them listen to me constantly.
     
    KokichiOma, Dec 5, 2015
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  12. left4lag

    left4lag Moderator Plus Staff Member Mod+

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    If you want a slow and painful death, then live your life. lmao
     
    left4lag, Dec 5, 2015
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  13. momand

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    I would begin cutting people apart from each limb, starting with the right arm, then the left arm, then the left leg, the right leg, and then finally the neck.
     
    momand, Dec 5, 2015
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  14. stanateez

    stanateez hongjoong enthusiast Donator

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    Since my other one got deleted I would
    Tie them to the rack (google it if u dont know what it is) and rip of their limbs
     
    stanateez, Dec 5, 2015
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  15. SinisterBucky

    SinisterBucky Exemplary Gaming Co-Founder and GM Donator

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    The head trap scene from Saw where the key is behind the guy's eye...

    Don't watch it. I can't unsee it, and it is not the slowest death ever but it is sure as hell painful.
     
    SinisterBucky, Dec 7, 2015
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  16. ItsAndr

    ItsAndr Pickle with no rick Donator

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    Your conputer doesn't work
     
    ItsAndr, Dec 7, 2015
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  17. TheDiamondPicks

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    everytime they do a mistake a sharp spike goes further into their body.
     
    TheDiamondPicks, Dec 7, 2015
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    Plant a bamboo under the person who is tied to the ground and give the bamboo time it will pierce through the victim.
    (Thank you Mythbusters for the information.)
     
    _Frizzy, Dec 7, 2015
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  19. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    Pandas are laughing
     
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