Create a slow and painful death

yes, I'm mentally insane.

Attaching you to a wooden pole then burn the top of it. The fire will get down and soon or later, the fire will kill you.

 

(also that wouldnt work)

 

being burned alive

 

stuck in a room, no food, no people, no water, no doors, no windows, nothing.

 

I ain't the only psycho here, am I?

 

Looks like you're among friends :D

 

I'm more than a psycho, here are more

being fried to death on a massive frying pan, like the Inquisition used to do

cutting little slices off your limbs then cautherizing the wound and repeating until nothing is left

Drowning in wasps
etc

 

Slowly being stabbed.

Left with a knife in all joints

Sliding a razor across arm till you bleed to death (no I don't recommend self harm)

Having your ear chopped off

 

not painful for him

 

Why waste a valuable wooden plank when you can just stave to death without wasting anything. That's more easier tbh. ;)

 

Being hit with a spoon until death. Boom.

 

Million ways to kill...
Annoying bullies with
That asshole Bill....

Miiillion ways tu KEhl, oh, oh!
So many scary ways to kill.
(Continue the song. We'll laugh after)

 

lag alot

 

Your arms and legs tied together while you get pecked brutally by penguins and then impaled by a shark which eats parts of you and then you get set on fire.

I don't care if it's unrealistic ;-;

 

Separated from the internet...with no food or water

Ensures a slow, yet very very painful death

 

Eaten alive?

 

Ok I'm done with this world lmao.
Next ticket to Mars, here I come!

 

Ever since I was due, I've had a dream where I was a puppy, then slowly cooked in an oven to death. I always owed the fire out. May be harder now though.

 

In a room with nothing but a computer thats impossible to turn off constantly playing the following songs:

nyan cat
never gonna give you up
john cena theme
justin beiber's "baby"