Scariest thing to happen to you in real life

I almost killed myself from leaning back in a chair at my old school
Also I almost broke a bone... I guess.

 

not like the norms above but....
when i was young (about ten or so) i was just at the station waiting for the train. i was in the yellow zone inches away from a double freight train going about 30-50 mph past me. i was lucky to be pulled back.

 

i was somewhere at the beach on a perfect place to jump in the sea c:
and there i was standing at the edge of that cliff/place 2 meters above water then some pushed me D:
and i fell into the sea but that wasnt the bad part
then the guy that pushed me he jumped on me while i was in the water
he hited me with his knee right in the head
he missed my eye,lucky
yay
i think this is the reason why im so derpy
halp

 

IRL: Primary school. When we came into the class a sharp pencil flew out of nowhere and hit me VERY near my eye. That pencil was 3mm from making my left eye blind. Other is halloween. I nearly got mugged by a guy in a clown costume.

Internet: Jeff the killer screamer. Obviously

 

*Umm i had 4 spiders in my room once. If anyone knows I really hate spiders. Two of them were on my bed and the other two were on my ceiling. I screamed so loud, that I got grounded cause my mom thought I fell and broke something xD

*I was bit by a duck when i was 3...

*I choked on noodles once and i couldn't breath.

*I get jeff the killer links a lot, but they don't scare me since Jeff the killer isn't real.

*I fell down the stairs once.

 

I almost got ran over once and another time I almost drowned.

Also the first time I saw the scary maze game. I had a lot of nightmares after that. D:

 

When....
a little squirrel almost attacked me (those things are scary)
when my dad fainted
when my brother fainted
when we couldn't find our dog
when our dogs were being suffocated
When I was in florida we almost drove off the side of a tall mountain
When a military plane flew right above my house
When I heard gunshots in the cornfield I live next to


Finally, when I lost my 2 dogs Jedi and Rosie
Jedi swallowed a squeaker toy, he suffocated :(

 

Actually Jeff the Killer IS real, he doesn't look like the one in the pictures though

 

Oh i forgot to say one thing c: three dogs attacked my left leg
Idk why...
three chiwawas dont like my left leg....
C:

 

The scariest thing to happen to me IRL is that I had 17 missed calls from my mother.

 

Got pranked with Maze game.

 

Wow... I'm still not scared of him, but thanks for the fun fact lol.

 

Btw almost choked in a big piece of an apple

 

Lemme see... I once choked on a piece of candy, and fell of a tall slide. That's it.

 

When I was 13 and cycling to tennis, there was a car coming at high speed out of a ally, and yes the car smashed me. I flew of my bike and landed 2/3 metres further, and I was fainted. At the hospital I woke up, and I was like: Wtf am I doing here? Luckily I only broke my arm, had some scars and pain at my back.

 

Wait, he is real? Thank god he isn't like he is in the images though. My friend told me he was executed in the electric chair.

Just to be safe

Is he like he is said to be? Like the stalking and stuff?

NEW MOMENT: I had a nightmare one night. This is when I was scared of slenderman (pewdiepie made the game funny).
I was in a house. I looked to my right, there were handprints. When I stared at them all i could see was slenderman. My step mum pulled me away to stop it. Then i was having tea. I briefly saw JFK (Jeff the killer) talking with slenderman. Then i went to bed. About 12am i heard screaming. My sister was right infront of JFK. I b*tch slapped JFK, then he faded away. Then slendy was gone.

Another one is the house was filled with slenderman

Strange thing is; i can wake myself up in a dream, and i didnt do it.

 

Yea, he's real, he does stalk and kill. :)

After weeks of unexplained murders, the ominous unknown killer is still on the rise. After little evidence has been found, a young boy states that he survived one of the killer’s attacks and bravely tells his story.
“I had a bad dream and I woke up in the middle of the night,” says the boy, “I saw that for some reason the window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I went to bed. I got up and shut it once more. Afterwards, I simply crawled under my covers and tried to get back to sleep. That’s when I had a strange feeling, like someone was watching me. I looked up, and nearly jumped out of my bed. There, in the little ray of light, illuminating from between my curtains, were a pair of two eyes. These weren’t regular eyes; they were dark, ominous eyes. They were bordered in black and… just plain out terrified me. That’s when I saw his mouth. A long, horrendous smile that made every hair on my body stand up. The figure stood there, watching me. Finally, after what seemed like forever, he said it. A simple phrase, but said in a way only a mad man could speak.
“He said, ‘Go To Sleep.’ I let out a scream, that’s what sent him at me. He pulled up a knife; aiming at my heart. He jumped on top of my bed. I fought him back; I kicked, I punched, I rolled around, trying to knock him off me. That’s when my dad busted in. The man threw the knife, it went into my dad’s shoulder. The man probably would’ve finished him off, if one of the neighbors hadn’t alerted the police

 

Another thing that happened is I saw a GIGANTIC group of kids, the next thing I saw was some guy in a Michael Myers costume just took one of the people, I was terrified, then he looked at me...

 

Also when someone pushed me at the deep end (I can't swim)
When I was in a car wreck

 

Wub I was having a good night, until your story. -_- We need spoilers back.

The scariest thing the happened to me was when I was walking to my house from the bus stop on a rainy day. A rather fat lady in a blacked out green minivan drove up and asked if I wanted a ride home, even though I was a few feet from my house, I guess it wasn't really a scary moment, but in retrospect it was.

Th other time was when my friend was really mad at her brother, she looked at me and the wind blew really hard, and it looked as if her hands were on fire. I literally thought "Maybe I should go in now..." The next day I asked them about it and she and her siblings had so many ever changing covers, I just decided to ignore whatever just happened the previous day.