Fake Staff Application

General Questions
In-game username: ItsJerry
Age: 69
Gender: Both
Location and Timezone: i LOVE U
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? 34 and it was made on 6/9/69

How long have you been playing Minecraft? WHICH IS?
How long have you been playing on the server? Since I was owner
How active are you on the Server? NEVER LOGGED ON LOLOL
How active are you on the Forums? EVERYONE IS EZ
How active are you on TeamSpeak? JK
Purchases made on our server (optional): I bought owner

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: I was president of the US
What makes you a worthwhile helper? Nothing
Why we should choose you: I am obama bin laden
Extra comments (optional): N0

 

In-game username: Vegeta
Age: Over 9000
Gender: Sayian
Location and Timezone: Planet Vegeta
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? What's a staff Application
How long have you been playing Minecraft? The heck is Minecraft
How long have you been playing on the server? No I've been training to surpass Kakarot
How active are you on the Server? I just told you no
How active are you on the Forums? Nope
How active are you on TeamSpeak? Shut up will ya
Purchases made on our server: I stole money from Kakarot's Wife I'll use it to buy something to kill you
Previous experiences as a staff member: Whats staff?
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I don't help people I kill them
Why we should choose you: If you don't I will destroy this planet
Extra comments: I'm beyond a Super Saiyan I'm a god I AM THE HYPE!!!

 

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:(ןɐuoıʇdo) sʇuǝɯɯoɔ ɐɹʇxǝ
:noʎ ǝsooɥɔ pןnoɥs ǝʍ ʎɥʍ
¿ɹǝdןǝɥ ǝןıɥʍɥʇɹoʍ ɐ noʎ sǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʍ
:ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɟɟɐʇs ɐ sɐ sǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ snoıʌǝɹd
suoıʇsǝnb ןɐuosɹǝd

:(ןɐuoıʇdo) ɹǝʌɹǝs ɹno uo ǝpɐɯ sǝsɐɥɔɹnd
¿ʞɐǝdsɯɐǝʇ uo noʎ ǝɹɐ ǝʌıʇɔɐ ʍoɥ
¿sɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ uo noʎ ǝɹɐ ǝʌıʇɔɐ ʍoɥ
¿ɹǝʌɹǝs ǝɥʇ uo noʎ ǝɹɐ ǝʌıʇɔɐ ʍoɥ
¿ɹǝʌɹǝs ǝɥʇ uo ƃuıʎɐןd uǝǝq noʎ ǝʌɐɥ ƃuoן ʍoɥ
¿ʇɟɐɹɔǝuıɯ ƃuıʎɐןd uǝǝq noʎ ǝʌɐɥ ƃuoן ʍoɥ

¿ǝpɐɯ uoıʇɐɔıןddɐ ʇsɐן ɹnoʎ sɐʍ uǝɥʍ 'ǝpɐɯ noʎ ǝʌɐɥ suoıʇɐɔıןddɐ ɟɟɐʇs ʎuɐɯ ʍoɥ
:ǝuozǝɯıʇ puɐ uoıʇɐɔoן
:ɹǝpuǝƃ
:ǝƃɐ
:ǝɯɐuɹǝsn ǝɯɐƃ-uı
suoıʇsǝnb ןɐɹǝuǝƃ

 

IGN: OiKanefart
Age: 2
Location: Ur a**hole
Timezone: WTF - 9:11
What times are you most active: I never sleep to play on the server
Why do you want to become a helper: Cause i want to eat broccoli
Previous experiences as a moderator: Mineplex
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: HEROBRINE - Donator - Playboy
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: no no no i no go on teamspeak
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 13245678987654321345678E23456 Centuries
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 7 minutes
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: A**hole:00
Why we should choose you: Because if u dont i will destroy your butt hole
Anything else you want to add: Ur a butt

 

IGN: wat iz ign
Age: I iz 666 yr old mi brithday on 2/3/69
Location: time iz 23:05
Timezone: watevr the goddemn timzone im in m8
What times are you most active: when im activ duh
Why do you wanna be helper: becuz im gud at brething
Previous experiences as a moderator: i am ownr of all srver
Have you purchased any ranks: i bougt ownr rnk
Are you active on TeamSpeak: wat langueg do u spek teamspeak isnt word
How long have you played MC for: wen Jesus wuz borne
How long have you played on the IJAH server for: wen i wuz babeh
When is the last time you made an application: im making rn dumbhed
Why should we choose you: bcuz i ete ur butt if u dun acept meh
Anything you'd like to add: i will gve 3019203821938120938129038210983912038019283912830 dolar if u acept meh

 

IGN: Buyz
Age: 10. I'll be 13 in 2 years though!!1
Location: None of ur business pedo!! ;C
Timezone: It's 9:06 PM rn
What times are you most active: I'm online 24/7!!11
Why do you want to become a helper: I want to warn my friend for being rude :C
Previous experiences as a moderator: im a moderator on Hypixel's server!! I swear!!1 i'm also a Helper on this itsjerryandharry server!!!111one
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: i have helper!1
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: i always speak to my soccer team so yes!11 very active
How long have you been playing Minecraft: when i was born!!
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: when itsjerryandharry were born!11
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: like a 100 or something idk
Why we should choose you: im great person, i can veri good grammar and help. oh and i would love to warn my friend for being rude!1
Anything else you want to add: i love the teletubbies like plfg

accept me rnok

 

IGN: MostKawaiiGirlEverPlsChooseMe
Age: 200
Location: In all the staff's closets
Timezone: 24
What times are you most active: Never, I have never joined the server.
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I deserve to be an admin because I'm kawaii.
Previous experiences as a moderator: I have made every staff member jealous because of how kawaii I am.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: All of them, I'm rich.
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: I speak to all the teams <3
How long have you been playing Minecraft: Before Minecraft existed
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: I have stalked this server for 10 years now c;
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: Ten kawaii minutes ago.
Why we should choose you: BECAUSE I'M KAWAII, DUH!
Anything else you want to add: I honestly can't believe I wasted my time laughing over this stupid fake Staff Application I made.

 

denied, nickname too long and not kawaii enough. lol rekt

 

denied, its 9:07 PM now ):I

sorry sellz xd

 

you are denied, it's 10:11 PM now

 

it just changed 11:12 PM!!!! liar, denied for lying

 

:C y

 

bc lie

 

u unfair pls undeny and accept meh im teh born staff memper

 

*IM teh born staff memper

ban 4 lif

 

nuuuu

 

Omg some people who actually made a reply fake app here actually got staff later on xD

@Kryokin
@MappyTurtle
@Odi
@Sellz

 

IGN: What does IGN mean.
Age: Mum won't let me tell my age online.
Location: If I tell you my location that would be dangerous
Timezone: Whats a timezone.
What times are you most active: When I exercise
Why do you want to become a helper: I like helpers.
Previous experiences as a moderator: I've only been a fairy once
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I have only purchased a limited edition Shrek figure at Target
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Why is it called TeamSpeak. Why not TeamTalk.
How long have you been playing Minecraft: Is Minecraft Terraria?
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: I like Jelly but I don't like being Hairy.
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: My last adventure was when I slayed a dragon.
Why we should choose you: I like being choosen.
Anything else you want to add: I'd like to add cheese to my sandwich.
Sorry, I have to go off now. Time for bed time. Bye bye. Hope I have a sweet dream.

 

IGN: Your MAMA
Age: almost 1
Location: On a street
Timezone: The best time zone DUH
What times are you most active: When I sleep
Why do you want to become a helper: I Don't
Previous experiences as a moderator: I was a moderator in my dreams
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I purchased Hero brine before it was a thing! o.0
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Yes every second of every Millisecond (cuz that makes sense)
How long have you been playing Minecraft: I think I logged on once
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: A few seconds
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: I made one tomorrow
Why we should choose you: Why not
Anything else you want to add: NUPE

 

IGN: mydadownsmc2004
How old are you? 18
Location: Minecraft
Timezone: 1:41 pm
What times are you most active: Around lunch time to bed time.
Why do you want to become a helper: I wanna help get rid of hackers and ban everyone who disrespects me or my friends.
Previous experiences as a moderator: I work for planet minecraft if that counts.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I'm the highest one whichever that is
Are you active on our TeamSpeak? Probably.
How long have you been playing Minecraft: About 8 years.
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 6 years, since it opened.
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: About 3 years ago and it was accepted. I was admin for awhile until I resigned (don't check I'm probably not on the list anymore).
Why should we choose you? I already said why. I want my friends to have a good experience and anyone who is rude to them or is stupid will be banned.
Anything else you want to add: Nahh, just remember that my dad owns MC. :)