The worst pick-up lines

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by ElijahR2002, Oct 12, 2015.

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  1. goreesha

    goreesha kbye

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    gurrrrlllll, u got something on ur butt, my eyes
     
    goreesha, Oct 13, 2015
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    Chase_16757 [Donator]

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    Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
     
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  3. RealTDITyler

    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    OML XD
     
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    You turned my software


    into HARDWARE
     
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  5. RealTDITyler

    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

    I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?


    Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
     
    RealTDITyler, Oct 14, 2015
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  6. Ninjalachlan5

    Ninjalachlan5 I'm not a frog

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    Lol
     
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  7. SerenadeOfStorms

    SerenadeOfStorms

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    Are you dubstep cuz I WUUUBB wuubb WWUUBBB you
     
    SerenadeOfStorms, Nov 4, 2015
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  8. dinoceros

    dinoceros Donator

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    [​IMG]
    this makes me laugh

    lol
     
    dinoceros, Nov 7, 2015
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  9. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    There's only going to be one more planet after I destroy Uranus

    Were you born on a barn? You sure know how to raise a cock

    You must work at Subway because you just gave me a footlong

    Roses are red
    Grass is green
    I like your legs
    And what's in between
     
    Ninjaman, Nov 8, 2015
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  10. ElijahR2002

    ElijahR2002 :)

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    Should I be disturbed? Lol.
     
    ElijahR2002, Nov 8, 2015
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    kathrine •|i|• Ø i+! ].[ Donator

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    Are you my blood pressure? Because you are making me rise.
     
    kathrine, Nov 8, 2015
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  12. ElijahR2002

    ElijahR2002 :)

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    I like how you posted this THE DAY AFTER October 10th. Lol.
     
    ElijahR2002, Nov 8, 2015
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    Thats pretty much saying 'Your like a star... cause you only look good from a distance.'
    Ehm... maybe don't use that one.

    Anyway, here's mine:

    You know... if you were a flower, you'd be the one I'd pick.
     
    IAMINACTIVEBYE, Nov 9, 2015
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  14. The_Demonstar01

    The_Demonstar01 k-on most moe anime 2017

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    Hey angel, you duh sexay (say in asian accent for full effect)
    There's going to be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus
     
    The_Demonstar01, Nov 9, 2015
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  15. sss

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    Ah, yes, that awkward Pokemon pick-up line. Can't get enough of 'em.

    [​IMG]
     
    sss, Nov 18, 2015
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  16. SerenadeOfStorms

    SerenadeOfStorms

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    You turn my thoughts into Super Glue
    I just can't get you out of my head
    I think I have brain damage





    So, uh...wanna do butt stuff?



    How much does a polar bear weigh?
    ...
    Please be my friend.
     
    SerenadeOfStorms, Nov 19, 2015
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  17. Joseph10003

    Joseph10003 hi. Donator

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    I think your phones broken.
    It doesn't have my number in it.
     
    Joseph10003, Nov 19, 2015
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    will you be the juliet to my romeo
    and stab yourself after i drink poison?

    i literally made that up no joke
     
    momand, Nov 19, 2015
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  19. Joseph10003

    Joseph10003 hi. Donator

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    My favorite one so far!
     
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    InciteFear Yeah? Donator

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    Can I follow you home? Because my mom always said follow my dreams. lol
     
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