Minecraft What do you want added in Minecraft?

I wanted like a command that says, Hi

 

Pears :)

 

DIRT SLABS :D

 

Look at the right side of the screen... -_-
This is why they never got added.
Also, they won't have any use. Be honest, how would you use them in any way?
Another thing, here.
Since we're talking about the old versions...
"The game was so much better before"

 

Emerald tools.
Glass doors.
Dirt slabs
Campfires
Tents
Stone doors.
Vampires.
Haunted Biome.
Unicorns
Toilets
Quartz tools
EnderZombies
Steve mobs
Alex mobs
Side slabs
Natural spawning Steve/Alex house.
Dyed wood
Polar bears
Bears
More types of cats
More types of dogs
Pop!
Pancakes
Different coloured beds for whatever wool you use.
Slime liquid
Slime buckets
Toxic waste
Serial Killers
New Gamemode: Expert. Endermen can teleport further, all zombies spawn with iron sword and a helmet, spiders shoot webs, skeletons shoot you miles away and have PERFECT aim, so much stuff.
Penguins
We are able to make trains with leads, furnace minecarts and other minecarts
Wallpaper
Natural spawning castles
Eatable Eggs
Sweetcorn
McDonalds

 

st4tu3s of m3 b3cuz iEEMMA g0d

 

All of this.