It's back. EPIC POLLS: USA GOVERNMENT AGENCIES EDITION

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by JoeyBACONBacon, Jan 26, 2014.

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What is the best USA government agency?

Poll closed Jan 29, 2014.
  1. NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Agency)

    4 vote(s)
    44.4%
  2. NSA (National Security Agency)

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%
  3. IRS (Internal Revenue Service)

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  4. FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation)

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%
  5. CIA (Central Intelligence Agency)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. JoeyBACONBacon

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    Some of you might remember the Epic Polls from the old forums. We had a pizza restaurant battle, an Internet browser battle, a potato chip battle, and a marker battle.
    The last battle we had was on the old forums, and Crayola and Expo tied for first place in the marker battle.

    For this newest Epic Poll, 5 of the government agencies of the United States of America will face off.

    We have NASA, the government space agency that doesn't really do anything and is going to be replaced by SpaceX and Orbital Sciences.

    We also have the NSA, famous for spying on all of us.

    The IRS is also on our list, famous for their tax scandal thing that nobody understands.

    The FBI is up next, the secret spy agent things.

    And finally, we have the CIA, aka where every single thing that has ever happened goes.
     
  2. ClemensMine

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    Promoting none of them..

    NASA: What about blackknight and the apollo lie? Statements are a lie when they say they bring someone to the moon with computationpowers of a toaster.

    NSA: Because. 0,0001 terrorists there's no way of supporting sniffing jacks on everyones device.

    FBI, CIA: WhiteSands so what? Mj12 so what? Thanks to these guys targeting my VPN to watch netflix. +if they come along this. Aes256 isnt save for dronewifi. lol@lulzsecpwn for hijacking on of your babys.

    Irs: ugh idk
     
  3. JoeyBACONBacon

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    Did you just say the moon landing was a lie....

    EDIT: Also, dafuq does all dat WhiteSands, Mj12, VPN, Aes252, #lulzsecossmkl;fdl? mean...
     
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  5. ClemensMine

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    How can there be a waving flag when there is no air/wind at the moon :D The whole gov is a lie.
    This tech we are now useing was tested and hidden 30 years ago. If you need proof search tr3a and tr3b tech on youtube or Black triangle live on tape. Resourcefree field energy is already possible but blocked by international closed circles for the oil and war industries.

    You only learn what you are allowed by them and If you question their system they shut you down. Forget everything you've learned. Another proof how this system works:

    Economic grow kille the enivroment right? But what does every partie or politic say how to save the enivroment? We need more economic grow that we have money for enivromentcare.

    If i say to put out a fire we must give more petrol on it your call me insane but thats what they say.
     
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  7. JoeyBACONBacon

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    *facepalm*

    The waving flag was because they moved the flag when they planted it. There's no atmosphere on the moon, so it just continued waving with its momentum, since nothing was there to stop it.

    I see we have a conspiracy theorist here...

    Conspiracy theorists are never correct...

    *FACEDESK*

    I bet you also believe that Obama was born in Africa, North Korea is the best and Planet X is coming to destroy us -_-
     
  8. ClemensMine

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    Haha so funny you motherfucker. Because its not your opinion lets make fun about it. Quess what youtube assholes go duck this place. Take it where the sun never shines. Dumb ppl on this Website everywhere, burn this shit down.
     
  9. JoeyBACONBacon

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    dafok
    uhhhhhhhhh
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    conspiracy theories are funny