post a pixturee of yourself

I'm crying

 

He said "dayum."

Are you gonna post stuff like this every time someone says hot cause that's exactly what it means. If so you should prepare 50 more stories about regurgitating your lunch.

 

oh, i have some lunch stories don;t worry man.

 

Dayyuum, I wish I was your daddy

 

He just said two of chases words in that sentence. Saul go out on him

 

Once I was eating lunch at school, well lunch.. you couldn;t really call it lunch. It was a bag of potato chips at school that cost 50 cents, it was all I had that day. I was late and had to leave in a hurry so I didn;t have time to make lunch or breakfast for myself. And you need to know something, when I don;t eat breakfast.. well shit goes hungry. So finally, break time off to get my bag of potato chips that I need to use to feed myself all day. I bought the bag and now I am as poor as @Chase_16757 his flirting skills, I open the bag and suddenly I realize.. Somewhere out there there is a YFIOTR that wants to be my daddy. My bag of chips falls on the ground and they go everywhere, all the plebs in my school get on all fours and eatthem right from the ground like the animals they are. I fall to my knees crying, with a strange pain in my back. I have been stabbed, stabbed by the disgusting fact that I know that you want to be my daddy. I started bleeding from my mouth and eyes, people started to notice and called the medics. They yelled : JOHNSON!! JOHNSON!! GET A FKNIMEDIC IN HERE DAMMIT!! My teacher grabbed my hand and said it would be oke, that I was going to make it. But I didn;t as my fear of YFIOTR, triple unregistered sex offender has come true.
Saul is kill, no.

 

Two* dayuum kid learn how to spell. Hell fuckin no I would be your daddy

 

Umm look in the sentence two is there lol

 

You fricken revised it right before I posted. Sneaky boi

 

"She's hot, "says the man.

"Please, she's beautiful. She's a person not a cup of tea," says the other.

 

Oh my god I smiled



I'm rly excited for Christmas okay

 

you should smile more, it makes you look more perfect

 

Spoiler: :/

❤
Last night ;). Ignore the toast, thank you.
Removing soon

 

Your gf?

 

Mhmm

 

notice how this is post a pic of urself not the fall fagbag <33


ily

 

Y u do dis ;-;