What's the most random thing you can think of?

K, I'll start.

Upstairs, the pelicans flew away and dropped my shorts in my pool
So I ate a cookie

 

Potato see potato. Potato ish potato. We all potato.

Potato.

 

I liked a potato suckling duck

 

NAGITO KOMAEDAS LUCIOUS LOCKS

 

@Chase_16757 Ty for showing me this haa cx

"I want to touch your pee pee hole" haaaa

Edit: I literally sing this to much.... :P

 

Oh my God. Lol

 

kill me

 

Okay give me your adress. Meanwhile, I will go buy a chainsaw, razor and a claw go kill you. Oh and what do you prefer I slaugher your throat with better, a Knife or a chainsaw?

Do 't take this serious its a joke.

 

You don't need to post a warning that it's a joke haha

 

cute fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

 

I took my waffle for a walk, then lost my cat down the drain.

 

This quote: "Humans are like glow sticks. If they are broken, they shine."

 

Please watch the whole thing through, without vomiting.. and don't blame me if you blow chunks all over your computer monitor

 

Dorito Cheese Powder Overdose.

Cool Ranch gone horribly wrong...

Also, this is amazing: https://vine.co/v/eQv3Ppj9a1P

 

Fart is love.... Fart is life

 

This.

 

MORNING DEW ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬

That dope fiend wanted to strip naked and think
Now she's rolling like a pimp, yeah
Gonna send flowers to all my foes
Drive a Mexican cab to the store
Stink and sweat out the juice we got in there
I'm damp for the easy muffin
What it is, I'm a night trauma life guard
Chicken never hurt me I'm a good flavor top dog
See me on my float in my bronze tuxedo
Stop me at the club, I'm Han, you're Greedo

Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with
cheese and broccoli

You got a trophy when you won that thing
Aunt Sharona hates a puppet
Don't freak if your XBOX ain't a pay phone
Don't ever make a sick child thick toast
Tonight after wine I'ma knock you in the head, and then
Grande taco
If I had a furry pet monkey right here
Then I'd take him out to Shady Pine and get a cold beer

Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli

One time I drew a pink ice castle with a
Green hot dog and three light snacks
I'ma teach y'all how to scrape out the sink drain
A midget said speak with an accent
So I did just so I could steal his
Porsche while he was tied to a stake in the rain

Stop the drama
Before I get the sniffles
Making happy on my floor,
Got a stiffle
Boom
Bring me my shovel and make one wish
Yeah, who wants to see me give a rock to a fish?
Whoopsie daisy
Someone's in my backseat
Eatin' orange slices
Think they took my coffee
Went to the club
Got a jawbreaker
We about to party balls
Cuz I'm a rainmaker
Ay o, girl, you should try them chicken fingers instead of that pizza
Mirror, mirror, on my floor
Am I the prettiest at the store?

Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli
Keep wanting your morning dew
The world's fastest girl might be wrong
We popped the cork, now it's time to go away
Keep wanting your morning dew
I got that crown, I'll knock you out
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

I got ten pounds of peanut brittle
And a little poodle got it's coat on
Mirror, mirror, on my floor
Am I the prettiest at the store? ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬

 

I'm going to be honest here...
Don't yell at me ;-;
Nipple Lickers ;-;

I don't know why this came to my mind.. I was just like "First thing to come to mind.. go" and that happened ;-;

 

Bacon Abducted My Family

Period. (This Period Silly, .)

 

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