Cats: because it isn't an Internet forum without them

Basically, I have two cats with opposite personalities.

The oldest cat is older by two years and his name is Vader. He's over ten years old, and he acts like a retiree. He's laid back and meows maybe twice a month. We didn't even know he could meow until after a year we had him.

The second one is Captain Jack, and he's "special". He's about eight, and he's been in a mid life crisis his entire life. I don't know how many cats party, but he's one of them. He is always meowing; we barely notice until he stops. He knows the rules and purposely breaks them in front of us because he is the only cat I've seen to "YOLO". He only breaks the rules when he knows we are watching. This is also the same cat who can operate doors, drawers, cabinets, etc. so there is no getting away.

 

My cat is like 6.
He just sleeps all the time.
He's really fat, like 20 pounds.
His name is Muffin

 

Cute.

My cats are siamese. I have 2 one Sugar, and one Tyler. I used to have a cat named Dora (don't judge my name choices I was 6.)
They look similar to this.

 

For some reason the pictures my phone makes are too large in memory. I'll do a picture tomorrow when I turn the .png to a .jpg with my computer.

 

I wish I had cats
but I can't because my dad is allergic to them ;(;(;(;(

 

My cat:

Spoiler: kitty

oh look I don't have one

 

Dogs are better than cats.

Let's see your cat maul an intruder or pick up game.

 

I'm watching a black sable German Shepard for a few more weeks, and have been for a month already, and I've come to realize I don't like dogs. He's trained- but was disqualified from competitions when he bit a training sleeve so hard he ripped out his fang. (The trainer was NOT happy.) He's ways in my way, he's too loud, and walking in my lawn in the morning is like playing Minesweeper. Then I have to pick up his "mines" every day. Cats at least are independent.

Plus I live in Alabama. I have guns. That'll work better than a dog.

 

Remember the days of icanhazcheezburger, nyan cat, and lolcats?
Pepperidge Farms remembers

 

Get this, cats are awesome. Dogs are not. Dogs are simply in the scientific term, retards.

 

Yeah. I hate the lazy little things

 

Actually I didn't get to name her Sugar. My mom's friend's son was allergic to cats, so I got her.

 

I like cats, but I like dogs better c:
I don't hate cats. I still wuv them and they are cute, but I just prefer dogs more.
Please don't judge me or create a flame war cause of this... ;-;

 

Cats heal me. Dogs. *sigh* They just bark at me.

 

Are you saying every single cat in the world is like this:

If cats really are medics then I'm buying them all.

 

I will buy them all before you.

 

dogs are loyal and fun to play with, but are not as smart as cats and and a pain in the ass to take care of, and you can't leave them away for that much. Cats, well my cat in general, Have a healthy balance of being playful and calm, can easily take care of yourselves, and they're curiosity makes them so cute ^-^ but they aren't as playful as dogs but i mean they're still playful. so basically, i like cats better xd

 

His name is remy
I have no idea how old is he
He love to run inside the house and suddenly lay down
He died early of the year
Unfortunately this is the only pic I have of him xD
He is very nice to strangers but bs to people he knows except me

 

This is my cat. His name is Shadow and he's almost 1 year old c:

 

My cat