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Act Two
INT. HIGH CLASS MUSIC PUBLISHERS - WAITING ROOM
OLD MAN
I call my song “My Funny Valentine”. Heh heh!

MIKE
Hey, well, I think there already is a song called “My Funny Valentine”.

OLD MAN
Shh! Do you want to ruin everything?!

BERNIE CLASS
You’re next.

INT. HIGH CLASS MUSIC PUBLISHERS - BERNIE’S OFFICE
BERNIE CLASS
You didn’t come here to exchange pleasantries, Nipsmouth.

MIKE
Nesmith.

BERNIE CLASS
What can High Class Music do for you?

MIKE
Uh, well, uh, mister, uh—

BERNIE CLASS
Class.

MIKE
Oh, you’re High Class?

BERNIE CLASS
No, no, no, I’m Bernie. My brother’s the one who started the business.

MIKE
Oh, he’s High Class.

BERNIE CLASS
No, his name is Irving.

MIKE
Irving? Well, then how come it’s called High Class Music Publishing Company?

BERNIE CLASS
Would you come to an Irving Class Music Publishing Company?

MIKE
Oh. Well, I have this song here. It’s called “I’m Gonna Buy Me a Dog”.

BERNIE CLASS
Oh, a ballad.

MIKE
No, not exactly.

BERNIE CLASS
[Reading] “I’m gonna buy me a dog ’cause I need a friend now. I’m gonna buy me a dog ’cause I need a friend now. I tried… I’m gonna buy me a… ???”

MIKE
You don’t like it.

BERNIE CLASS
No, I don’t like it… I love it!

MIKE
You do?!

BERNIE CLASS
And you know what else, Nesbin? I’m gonna see that your song gets the Joanie Jans! It’s beautiful, beautiful! [sings] “I’m gonna buy me a song—I’m gonna buy me a dog!”

MIKE
No… [sings] “I’m gonna buy me a dog”—Joanie Jans?! She’s the hottest thing in show business!

BERNIE CLASS
Joanie Jans, in my opinion, is the finest living or dead singer alive today.

MIKE
You really think she’d dig it?

BERNIE CLASS
Do I think she’d—do I think she’d—? You just get me a hundred dollars for legal fees and incidentals, and you got it made, sweetheart!

MIKE
Oh, a hundred dollars, man, I’m, I’m sorry…

BERNIE CLASS
Nestleroad, you’ve gotta have some ambition! How old are you?

MIKE
Twenty-one.

BERNIE CLASS
When I was your age, I was twenty-two!

MIKE
Okay, look, I’ll get the money somehow.

BERNIE CLASS
Good, and remember, someday, you’ll be passing a theater marquee, and there you’ll see it, in neon letters, ten feet high, your name: Mike Nashburt!

MIKE
Nesmith!

INT. HIGH CLASS MUSIC PUBLISHERS - WAITING ROOM
MIKE
Hello, Micky? It’s Mike. Yeah, listen, I’m at the music publishers. He said it’s great, man, he’s gonna send it to Joanie Jans. I can’t talk now, goodbye. Hello, Ma? This is Mike. Yeah, look, I’m at a music publishers, and he said that my song was great, and he’s gonna give it to a big star. Look, I can’t talk now, goodbye. Hello, Mr. Conway? This is Mike Nesmith… ah, no, Mike Nesmith… Nesmith… yeah. Well, you probably don’t remember, we, we met on a bus about five years ago. Yeah, well, look, I’m at a music publishers, and he just heard a song I wrote, and he says it’s the greatest thing he ever heard in his life, and he’s gonna give it to Joanie Jans and…

INT. THE PAD
MICKY
Well, if your song’s gonna be in a Joanie Jans movie, it’s gonna make you rich.

DAVY
Hey, man, will you remember us when you’re rich and famous?

MIKE
Aw, you know I will, Danny.

DAVY
Davy!

PETER
Hm, Mike’s gonna be rich! Ah!

[“Gonna Buy Me a Dog” music romp]

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