Horrible Server Ideas

You can hack

 

You must put "potato" in the chat every hour or you will be banned

 

A map made of only redstone clocks

 

You must insult at least 5 people a day or you get banned

 

1. Everyone is added on creative plots and there is no /remove or /deny
2. You can type commands like /give @p command_block (Works in factions)
3. Have one of the best builds ever created in minecraft on there, but there is only room for 2 people who are both afk
4. You can't be kicked for being AFK
5. Cows do not rule the world
6. Nobody gives a second thought about anything
7. There are no unapproved clients/mods
eight dere is no catz NUUUUUUU
10. People forget how to number things
11. People don't reread number 10
12. You just realized we are completely off topic
13. How are we still doing this?
14. Blocks of lapis cannot be obtained in anyway
SIXTEEN: You are oblivious
19. Nobody likes my posts
20. Good thing #19 isn't real
21. Please reread #12
22. Why waste 21 reading 12? 21!!!! TWENNY WON
23. Everyone is oblivious
24. Deja vu much?
24. Deja vu much?
24. Deja vu much?
35. The server is stuck in the beta release of minecraft
36. There are no numbers between 25-35
37. TNT griefing is an automatic IP Ban
38. That's bad cause it messes with your head. One rule in perfect freedom can spiral the world into an apocalypse.
39. You can craft saddles using dirt
40. You can only obtain dirt by crafting it (9 diamond blocks)
42. 21+21 FORTEE TOO
43. We skipped 41
44. You can only say the following words in chat:
Pi Pie Pied
45. Abrupt endings

 

i think i need a moment to process this hang on brb guys

 

Making me the sole dictator of the server and changing the name to Slammie boi's mc servar.

 

Allowing batman to steal your babies.

 

Replace /ban with /op and add kim jong un as owner

 

getting the owner rank when you join

 

Hacking is encouraged

 

Insulting people's race

 

Hook this command up to a clock:
/playsound mmmbop.hanson @a

 

Allow Inappropriate clubs and push everything to the X rating.

 

Allow everything

 

Shut down the server.

*drops mic*

 

/ban Itsjerryandharry

 

Everyone must use inverted controls and be blind on the server no matter what or else you are auto banned for the the reason "Tell the dark lord what you want for Christmas"

 

If u leave the server you get an instant-ban.
This means you only play once then your banned.

 

Paying $10 to get on the server only to find out you have spawned in a bedrock box with no way out.
(Those types of servers can get Thousands of bucks! JK)