Badass things you did when you were a kid?

Just the regular things like surrounding kids to steal their belongings.

Damn, my youth was boring.. Oh, except for that one time I stole a Hello Kitty lollipop while my friend distracted the store owner. Turned out that the lollipop was not as big as expected, and that there was a girl toy in it. That sucked. Really, really badly.

 

When I was small, I downloaded the Cartoon Network app without my parent's permission :O

 

I flipped off my sister when I was 5 haha

 

Well it wasn't necessarily when I was a YOUNG kid, but it was over the summer and since I'm 14 iI'n technically still a child.

I lost my virginity to a stick and took a piss in the women's restroom because I don't give a fuck.

and whiskey. Never. Again.

 

When I was in primary school, year 4/grade 4. Me and my friends pressed the alarm and polices came. And they had to talk to us and our parents, then got kicked out of school for 3 days.

I done more worse than that, This was last year, we got into LOT'S of trouble

 

i downed 2 bottles of beer when i was 4.

 

You lost your virginity to a stick? How lol

 

What the fuck

 

I've spent 20 minutes figuring out how this happened.. and I still do not know.. what the fuck is up with you guys.

 

it
would be best if we just give up it's an enigma

 

Apparently when I was 5
I threw a tantrum in
the toy section of Target.
My mom tried to get me to leave
without getting a toy.
I wasn't having it.
I screamed "Fuck you, you're not my mom"
They assumed she was trying to kidnap me.
Yeah, that was a mess.

 

Just imagine a 14yr old desperately shoving a stick up his ass, claiming he lost his virginity to it.

Visual thinkers; no problem :D

 

This one time in my 3rd year of elementary, I was about 7 years old, I took a lighter to school and my friend starter burning toilet paper next to the bike stalls(which was made out of wood :I)
A year before that, so when I was 6, something like a thing where all classes have to dance and stuff and there's music and stuff was organized at school and after buying food I still had my plastic fork so I tried to unlock the front door with a plastic fork because I wanted to get out of there. It broke in the lock xD
I'm not proud.

Also this, it wasn't me but a friend of mine.
SO this one day he was home alone, he was like 7 years old and watching Spongebob. In the episode he was watching some people froze theirselves and woke up in the future. He thought it was real so he went to the kitchen, took everything out the fridge and he sat in his fridge for 10 minutes until his mom got home. She was mad. He was mad because she didn't let him freeze himself.

 

I broke some crayons and stayed up till 11 PM.

 

i called my teacher son of a b*tch XD

 

Spoiler

 

I have mixed feelings about this

 

15 year old me: *On phone* Hey, Emily, want to come over for a sleepover?
My friend: K. Coming over at 2.
Me: K, cya. *Hangs up*
(2 PM)
Me: Hiii!!
My friend: HIIII!!!!
Me and my friend: (Go walking down da street, got our sunglasses on xD)
My friend: *Talking to 2 little kids who are my neighbors* Hi, kids!
6 year old girl: Ummm.... Hi?
Me: Sorry to disturb you...
Me and my friend: *Look at each other and nod* ...Hey, nice to meet you, where have you been? I can show you incredible things, magic, madness, heaven, sin... *Continue singing Blank Space*