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  1. Good_Dog

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    Roughly 5 billion years ago, our solar system no sun. Instead all that exists in our solar system today, used to form a gigantic gas cloud, floating in the milky way away from the center of the universe. Something traveling from the center of the universe faster than our gas cloud of a system collided with our "solar system" this caused a fission reaction, creating a focal point that "sucked" in all the lightest of elements in our solar system, Mostly Hydrogen I'd assume*. This is how our sun was created and like an implosion, the heat of this reaction, boiled the gasses, and the force of the object that passed through our "cloud" created energy and momentum. The combination of heat, and movement, caused particles to collide, and bond together, same as the lightest gasses bonded and formed the sun, heavier particles bonded together forming separate masses all flying around the heaviest mass that was our ever growing sun. Now you may notice that today, our solar system is a pretty level flat system with planets spiraling around our sun, but in the beginning it was a sever mess, of millions of tiny planets, all moving in different trajectories around the largest spherical mass, that was becoming our sun. It was the inevitable collision courses of these smaller planets, that caused to formation of larger planets, and eventually the end result of a more "balanced" system of large planets.

    As our Sun reached it's full growth the planets that had formed were still boiling masses and 4.5 billion years ago, the first planets to cool down enough to begin the natural evolution process of every SUN, were actually the planets far enough away to escape the heat of the sun. It was on these planets that life began, bacteria or some similar single celled organism was first, and began a long chain of evolutionary progress eventually leading past animals to the form of our solar systems image, that of man.

    Homo-sapiens or bipedal humanoids as I prefer to call them, are the final evolutionary step of our solar system. I go so far as to suggest, that 4 billion years ago, humanoids evolved and developed technology to the extent of attaining space travel between planets, it was because of this advanced technology and genetic evolution that life evolved more rapidly, as our ancestors moved from planet to planet closer to the sun, they would encounter newer forms of life and different humanoids on alien planets. The more evolved species of humanoids exploring new planets would often encounter lesser evolved humanoids, the lesser evolved humanoids would evolve more rapidly than their ancestors did, because of the mixing of genetics between older and newer species of humanoid.

    If that was too confusing to read through, give up now....
    As the sun cooled down over these last 4.5 billion years, life was forced to move from planet to planet closer to the sun, there were many instances where life was shared between more than 1 or 2 planets, In fact Recently about 100 million years ago, there was life on 3 planets at the same time. Gaia, mars and PanGaia *earth*. Gaia was the most advanced planet in our solar system at the height of its time, the people of Gaia had attempted to colonize mars and earth, for many reason they failed to colonize earth, but Gaia DID colonize Mars. When Gaia colonized mars, they met with lesser evolved humanoids, and promptly enslaved them. The people of mars, were enslaved by the Gaians for many hundreds of thousands of years, but every so often, a Gaian would have sex with a Martian, this resulted in new species of humanoid, mixing genetics between two different humanoids, caused the new species to evolve faster, and promptly becoming the new superior race. These new species of humanoids were not martians anymore, but Titans. Larger, stronger faster. These Titans evolved rapidly and within less than 50 thousand years they evolved to the point that they declared war on Gaia, and actually had the technology to destroy a planet. BOOM, Gaia was blasted literally into several large chunk. Complete Genocide.

    The titans from mars, now seen themselves as GOD. Being the single existing being's of our solar system at the time, they viewed the heat of our sun as the long term survival of their species. It was in the great wisdom of the malevolent Titan "god", That the Idea of Heaven was formed. The titans Decided to attempt to create a planet. "God" used great, new and ancient, technology of bygone ages of the past 5 billion years in our solar system, to move a chunk of previous Gaia towards the sun, in a spiral collision course with PanGaia. Eventually their efforts of moving an entire part of planet towards the sun, resulted in that planetary mass hitting PanGaia like a rock would hit a water baloon. PanGaia Exploded and literally an entire chunk of itself ejected from the far side of the planet were a part of Gaia had hit PanGaia. The ejected part of PanGaia is for all matter of fact, what we see today as the moon in our sky. It was not until this planetary mass, Collided with PanGaia that Earth was formed. As PanGaia exploded and reformed, its evolution in turn "restarted" Creating a new planet we call "earth". The effects of this apocalyptic event are still seen to this day. Earth itself is on an axis very different that most of the planets we see in our solar system. As well as the fact that what happened to Gaia is to this day an asteroid belt floating like a graveyard in the space between Mars and Jupiter.

    It took Earth Several hundreds of thousands of years to recover and begin a new from its collision with 'gaia'. It was about 65 thousand years ago, that titans first set foot on planet earth. They immediatly sought out, and enslaved the new species of humanoids that evolved from the minerals of Gaia and PanGaia combined. The slaves of the titans, were the people of Atlantis. The titans struggled to survive on Earth, the intense gravity difference between earth and mars is the main reason that titans could not reproduce on earth. The failed reduction of the Titans on earth created fear of extinction for the titans and caused great unrest on the planet mars. Mars was overpopulated and self destructive. There was a point in time, when Mars had such a sever war, that the people of mars destroyed their own home planet, and suddenly within the course of a few days, there was but a handful of their species remaining, both in space and on planet earth. It was the destruction of mars, that prompted genetic diversity. The titans alive on earth, were in such fear of extinction *or just lonely?* that they began to splice their DNA with that of the people of Atlantis.

    When titans mixed their DNA with the Atlan Gene pool, they imagined they would create miniature titans taking the best of the titan DNA, and mixing it with the physical strength of the Atlans. What they created then, was as close to perfection as anyone could imagine. They created the ultimate humanoid what w know in legends, as the Gods of Olympus. These first hybrid humanoids were actually the first humans of OUR race to walk on planet earth, and this all happened 65 thousand years ago. It was not long after their development as a new species that they evolved and took over this planet from the titans, leading the people of Atlantis in a war campaign known as the war of the titans. Soon after the Titans were extinct, the Copper and Bronze age Began, the Gods of Olympus were powerful, but not technologically advanced as the titans were. They destroyed the space ships, and cities the titans had previously made, tearing apart electrical components for softer metals, and tools of primitive design.

    I could keep this story going, let me know if I should?
    Thank you for reading this far.
     
  2. whazzupman33

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    Nice copy pasterino
     
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    I wrote this myself, it took me almost 5 hours! I am actually very offended that you would accuse me of plagiarism :c
     
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    What are you on about?

    Is this some story, or your opinion on how humans are here on Earth?
     
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    what does this mean?

    It is my opinion.
     
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  7. LeadLeak

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    too long didnt read