Laugh You Lose - High Stakes

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  1. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    Halloween, a boy dresses up as a dragon and brings a toy flamethrower, he then asks his dad if he's scary.
    Dad: "I don't know what I should be afraid of, a tiny, ugly piece of shit that spits fire or the thing that it holds?"
    Boy's mom then slapped the father.
     
    CaptainJackValdy, Aug 26, 2015
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    gibbson3 Legend l Gibby

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    Deez Nuts.
     
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  3. RealTDITyler

    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    Got em
     
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  4. InfinityPvP

    InfinityPvP ~Shortaqe~[TicTac]

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    Copied from fb :p

    @CaptainJackValdy

    How did captain hook die ?

    He used his wrong hand to wipe his bum
     
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  5. RealTDITyler

    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the Idiot's house!
    Knock Knock. Who's there

    Yo mama's so stupid she returned a puzzle to the shop because it was broken.
    Yo mama's so fat that she needed a watch on each wrist because she was in 2 different timezones.
     
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    j0sef resigned Donator

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  7. RealTDITyler

    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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  8. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    Wwwweeeeed!
     
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  9. Darkstorm77

    Darkstorm77 Former M.od+ Donator

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    Well here are the top 5 jokes EVER!

    5. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
    They are extremely good at it...

    4. John: "Can you please call me a taxi?"
    "You're a taxi"

    3. What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
    Jellyfish!

    2. What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you?
    Pull the pin, then throw it back at him.

    1. Two cats are swimming across a river. One's name is "One Two Three" and the other's name is "Un Deux Trois". Who makes it across?
    One two three, cause Un deux trois cat sank.

    If you didn't get the last one,

    it is because you don't know French.

    If you did, you are laughing out of your mind...

    and you probably fainted.

    Like if you laughed :D​
     
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    Jojoisfab, Aug 28, 2015
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    Zeph KC Donator

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    My entire highschool career in one post.
     
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    Zombeh, Aug 29, 2015
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  13. RealTDITyler

    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    I've made this thread before.. xD
     
    Safoya, Aug 31, 2015
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  15. RealTDITyler

    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    When you cry, nobody notices.
    When you are happy, nobody notices.
    When you are worried, nobody notices.
    But when you fart just one time...
     
    RealTDITyler, Aug 31, 2015
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  16. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    ...THAT BISH FARTED! AAAAAH!
     
    CaptainJackValdy, Sep 1, 2015
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    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    True story here:

    I walked up to my substitute teacher, pointed to her eyebrows and yelled "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEE??!!??!"

    Free detention
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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    what do you call an alligator with a vest?

    Investigator

    Need an ark?
    I Noah guy

    why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
    Because the P is silent

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  19. Ninjalachlan5

    Ninjalachlan5 I'm not a frog

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    A kid comes from the first day of school.
    The mother asked:" How was first day at school?".
    The kid answered:" I hated it.
    Mother:"Why did you hate it?"
    Kid:" the teacher knew nothing! She asked us questions all the time!"
    Mother:" Kid you know what?"
    Kid:"what?"
    Mother:" I WAS THE TEACHER"
    Kid:" Say wuat!!"
     
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