Best Pickup line works every time.

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  1. Killy_Kiid

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    A line of pick up trucks
     
    Killy_Kiid, Aug 14, 2015
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    "Do you want to be the sun in my life"
    "Yes"
    "Good, then stay 93 million miles away from me"

    Works everytime.
     
    CakeSquid, Aug 14, 2015
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    "Hey girl, did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house, they're 100% off."

    Gets you kicked in the nuts 100% of the time, I guarantee it.
     
    PyromancerMagic, Aug 14, 2015
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    dinoceros, Aug 15, 2015
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    If you were an amiibo,

    I'd still choose Zero suit Samus but you're second ;)
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    Are you a software update? Because not now.
     
    tylerboneferris, Aug 15, 2015
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    Pretend to trip in front of the person, then say "I'm sorry, I can't help but fall for you"
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    I'M DONE ^
     
    Warden, Aug 16, 2015
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    Devin610, Aug 16, 2015
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    XHaydenIowaPvpX Hello im awesome... Thats all

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    I vote cake squids the best just if you want a woman to stay away from you
     
    XHaydenIowaPvpX, Aug 16, 2015
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  10. Lambae

    Lambae The One True Bae

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    Are you a redstone torch? Cos you sure know how to extend my piston.

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh x3
     
    Lambae, Aug 16, 2015
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    "Our love is like the counting the stars"
    "Why because it's infinite?"
    "No because it's a waste of time"
     
    blok, Aug 16, 2015
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    momand, Aug 17, 2015
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    Do you know what I like in a girl?
    Me.
    (Not really a pick up line)
     
    Kyashi, Aug 17, 2015
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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
    CakeSquid, Aug 17, 2015
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    "Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on."

    -TheOfficialJDman
     
    TheOfficialJDman, Aug 17, 2015
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    I just had a bagel for breakfast :eek:
     
    X__Ninja__X, Aug 17, 2015
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    Are you a whale? Because we can humpback at my place

    Sorry
     
    ThiccTurtles, Aug 17, 2015
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    Hee hee, hardy-har I can see the repost bar
     
    Mcc457, Aug 17, 2015
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    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    Nice shoes, wanna have sex?
     
    RealTDITyler, Aug 17, 2015
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    Lambae The One True Bae

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    If I had a star for every time you've brightened up my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hands. cc;;;
     
    Lambae, Aug 18, 2015
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