JESUS IS REAL

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  1. Thepoisonpotatoe

    Thepoisonpotatoe Black sheep

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    True story: Last time, when my uncle was young, his father was angry with God because my uncle's grandmother died with out accepting Christ. So my uncle's father had many religions and gave my uncle many amulets for "protection" from evil demons.

    But after that, my uncle suddenly became very scared of water so he would bathe for like a few seconds and whenver he walks, he walks with his spine bent.
    When my uncles father took him to see the doctor, the doctor said that my uncle was perfectly OK.

    Months later, my uncle's condition suddenly got worse and the doctor still said he was fine so my uncles father took him to the priest and the demon was casted out of my uncle's body.

    When the priest came home, he saw an old woman in his house and the old woman said that she was in that boys body for a long time and after that the old woman went to strangle the priest and the priest said,"In the name of Jesus, GO AWAY" and immediately the thing disappeared.

    Can I get an Amen?


    Have faith
     
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    Ok I'm sorry to be a major downer on you're erm "story" but, that is most likely un-realistic. Why? In order to release a demon of that power saying something that simple ain't gonna do jack Priest or not. It'll make it angrier. Honestly in my opinion it sounds like something out of a movie.

    And entities don't normally show for that long and are much more powerful than the living if not controlled at an early stage.
    So the % of "False" I see in this is about 99.9% What about the other .1%? Only because it is possible but, not as simple as this.
     
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    Good story though.
     
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    Thepoisonpotatoe Black sheep

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    If there are demons, then there must be God
     
  6. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    I believe in jesus and god and all, considering im christian. But this seems like a completely made up fantasy, completely un-realistic. The only way this would happen is if you were dreaming, lying, or crazy. Or maybe even being pranked.
     
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    That's why you must have Faith
     
  8. TheBlackHamood

    TheBlackHamood Feel Pain, Accept Pain, Know Pain

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    Even though there are ways to release demons or spirits, this is 99% fake, it isn't that simple and a soul does not possess a body that easily ya know.
     
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    I use this line quite often.
     
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  10. Kick_In_Ass_

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    Jesus actually did exist, he just couldn't walk on water or make blind people see and all that stuff.
     
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    TheBlackHamood Feel Pain, Accept Pain, Know Pain

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    Not all people, also had a different name and aspects in different religions
     
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    Potatoe ur buddhist.-.
     
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    sorryihadto
     
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    I have faith in God, not your crazy story.
     
  18. Wub22

    Wub22 Psykik | Veteran

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    this is why i am an atheist

    waiting for hate replies
     
  19. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    *insert long logical and hating paragraph that im to lazy to right here*
     
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    Wub22 Psykik | Veteran

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