What are your excuses?

im really, really sorry im about to do this
don't kill me

 

Lmao.

 

OMF XDDDDDDD

 

I don't get it why most of you hate school. I mean I love going to school, I love learning new things, but I hate having to take tests on it. So I don't make up excuses for not going.

 

I would lie but, I just want to complete school and move on with life. If you lie and miss days of school for no reason, you're missing a days worth of education. Why would you do that instead of just learning what you need to know?

 

LOL

 

The only really acceptable excuse is that you're sick.
You can make vomiting sounds in the bathroom and be like "i think i have the stomach flu"
And use blush under your eyes, and nose. Fake coughing, (only do this if you're good.)
Talk much quieter and weaker than usual.
Don't play loud music while sick, no one does this.
It really helps if you start showing slight symptoms the day before though

honestly i agree with this guy because it's like walking into a church and yelling "I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD!!" Then walking out. It's useless.

 

I only ever missed school when I was sick, at which point I'd get an excuse from my doctor. I didn't try to "lie" my way out of it. And neither should you.

Or don't you have the guts?

 

The train has a blown tire.
I can't go to school
(Even tho I go on my bike)
Please dont take this seriously.

My serious excuse would be being sick.