Craziest thing(s) you've done when you were young

This thread is brought to you by my 6 year old self lol


So i found an old "letter to aliens" when I was looking through my old diary and it inspired me to create this thread plus i need to get my mind off of something.

What is the craziest/silliest thing you've done as a young child?

For me:
Going back to the letter,
Apparently there was this rumor that on the date 6/6/06 that aliens would come and kill us all because we were bad to the earth (where i got this idea, i don't know) but i wrote a letter to the "aliens" that looks straight out if a tumblr post omg. I also remember wearing an aluminum foil hat ALL the time and reading EVERYTHING in my science books and studying it over and over. I'm surprised at how well of a speller was at that age.
(I wish i could show you guys the letter but 1. File too large and 2. The writing is really messy and light so i'll type it word for word)


Dear Alens,
I am sorry that we are missing up the urth but i want to tell you that i am a good pertsen.
I will till peepol to where tin hats an were stuff that dosnt mess up the urth
I hav altso lernd all of the sienses like urth an space an relativity (OMG WHERE DID I GET THIS WORD FROM)
I will be a good avokit (i think i meant advocate but idk) for yung childs to becom smarter an get good grade
I hav a pet dog an she is not eny trubl, she does not bark or pee evrywer only sumtims
I don no if you no this but humins hav majic power lik all are cells will come out an fite you. An i am extra strong so it will be hard for you too fite me. (I'm assuming i got this idea from cells fighting viruses and i guess i thought they could fight people too LMAOO)
I hav a pet hamstr that can do trix
I hav lots uv (of) chips that you can eet
So plees dont kil me bekuz i am good ok also dont kil my familee


I can't stop laughing after reading this lmao
If you can't understand it just tell me and i'll post the translation xD


Edit:
Not to mention the many times i "prank called oceana" because i thought conch shells were mermaid phones

 

Well
I did many crazy things
One of them was entering a house that was under construction and was filled with dogs, aggressive dogs, I was at the second floor and the house itself is pretty bad designed, I was running very fast and didn't even try to look back untill I got to my house

 

All I remember is eating a moth

 

Once when I was young, I was mad at my mom and dad so I said I was going to move out and I took books and my blankets and a flashlight and hid in my closet for a long time lol

 

Joining this community! You know those blue things at a construction sites? Well, our house was for a small time that place, as we were renovating things in the house. So I climbed on one of this when I was 3, and I fell straight down 4 meters. And the best part. I DID A FRIKKING BACKFLIP!

Spoiler: Warning, whats behind this spoiler may be shocking to some people, rated 99+ by Barack Obama. Only watch this when you're 99+ and watch this with someone older... -Putin

That backflip was totally ILLUMINATI!

(Sorry if I gave you a heartattack)​

 

10/10

 

Yur speech wus rilly helpfol, I can imjine any alens won't dair to cume into erth, ur owr sayveor
but srs, the most craziet things ive done when i was young.
tbh i dont think i really did anything crazy..
I was a pretty boring little kid
Well there was this diareha incident, but I don't think you wanna know about it...

 

I used to cut my hair..
and my cats fur...
Luckily, I never cut her
or myself.

why was i allowed to have scissors, idk o.o

 

being scared of the illuminati

im srs

 

Um

I ran into a giant wall at the mall

I moved when I got a haircut and my ear hurt

I shoved my friend off a bench in first grade by accident

 

lol I was an evil child.
Once my brother had friends over and they were outside and I went to see what they were doing but they were just talking and idk I ended up chasing them with a rake
and I put a tack on someone's chair in like 2nd grade thanks the incredibles

 

Do you really want to know? *sigh* I have to things I did:
When I was about 3 I rubbed my (Let's be formal, here) Feces into the wall, and told my parents it was Play-doh

When I was also 4, I saw my dog crap in the yard so it inpsired me to do the same.... in the tiny inflatible pool. I blamed it on the dog. My mom found out I'd lied when I scooted along the white carpet and left a brown trail.

 

Just because my birthday is on Halloween, and whenever it would be that time of the year around, I'd pretend ( I thought it was real ) that I was able to see spirits and ghosts and be able to talk to them. So, sometimes at school, in music class, and the lights were turned out, I'd start talking to the pictures of dead composers on the wall...

 

When I was 6 years old I got so mad at my parents because they took my computer away I said I am moving to California, and I meant it so I actually went outside the house went outside of our gate, and went almost 5 miles before they found me laying on a bench at our nearby park my dad spanked my butt until it was red and I cried and he said never do that again.

Another time I was 6 again and we were at Walmart and I took a gum pack and left with it the bell didn't ring or anything and I stole it. My dad said the cops are coming for you I hid under my bed for like 2 hours until my dad said I was just teaching you a lesson now we are going back to return this.

 

• I used to hide in the laundry basket when my mom would do the laundry. I don't know why, I guess I just liked warm clothes.
• I also used to get upset that my mom wouldn't let me have all my stuffed animals in my bed at once. I told her that if I left one out that it would get jelouse of all the other stuffed animals.
• Probably the most embarasimg was when I was like six. I woke up at like two in the morning and went to the garage to go get some bubbles. I came back in and started blowing bubbles in the kitchen. You know that Spongebob episode where he blew an elephant bubble? Yeah, I thought I could do the same, but it didn't work out. My mom woke up and came out there and was like "what are you doing Joseph?"

 

• When I was about 3, (11 years ago) I was watching spongebob while I was eating toast, (Of course, go on) and while watching Patrick slam his face into a plate, I did the same thing. A shard of plate was coming out of my head. (Patrick you LIAR!) Went to hospital and got it out. Yay!
• Around 3 years later, I was playing Mario Basketball on my DS lite, I raged so hard when I lost, I snapped my DS in half. I cried for about an hour straight

 

Isn't Spongebob such a good influence for children?

 

That's what they want you to think ._.

 

I used to eat cat food.

I also ate fish food.

 

I haven't really had an interesting life. I was a very innocent child. But I remember throwing rocks at a girl. That's probably it.