The most embarassing mistake you made

I robbed an ancient Roman coin back when I was little. I went back home and put it on a table in the middle of the room. I went in my room and a couple of minutes later, my mom came in with the coin, and said:" What is this?" I was like.. I found it on the floor mom.. Then my parents brought me back to the shop and give it back.. The guy was SOOO nice, he was like, oh it's okay, here, and then he gave me one of his things. I didn't know what to say.., Yeah, I had a Thug Life while I was small. >: )

 

Called my teacher "Mom" -.-

 

ALWAYS happens to me. ._. I once told my teacher to "Shut up because I'm sleeping" Well, not the subject, but.. okay. ^^

 

I was sleeping in school... I thought I was sleeping at home. So my crush woke me up. I didnt want to get up so I was like.
"Mom (she didnt hear the first word for some fucking reason), I love you, please lemme sleep à little more..."
She like: "Bruuuuh"

 

someone in my school already called their female teaher "dad"

never gonna regret this moment xd

 

i was trying to be cool and carry my pasta and salad a few years ago and i dropped everything on the floor and it exploded and i had no food and my whole class saw me. they helped me clean it up. but I'm scarred
also in that same room but 4 years previous i stapled my hand and my "crush"(he is a huge d-bag now so NO) took me to the nurse and i was crying

 

Spoiler

 

Accidently saying assword instead of password on a ts channel full of people.
@StarlightFox ;-;

 

Once upon a time in 3rd grade.
We were having groups, and some kid had a mountain dew. He had won that Mountain Dew in a game. He couldn't control his bladder, and peed on the floor. I had just gotten back from another room, and hadn't known about the pee. I fell in it.


The End

 

Oh god, I have lots...


Dropping a whole plate of food in front of the whole schol and it went over some kid.. lol

 

Telling the principle "Go fuck yourself"

I'm never going to forget that

 

OMG. How did you even fall in it? I don't know couldn't you have, stepped in it? But jeez, fall in it? 0.0

 

I remember someone at my school told "Fuck you" to the principal and he was always yelling.
#ThugLife

 

I slipped.

 

you're profile picture makes it look way better

 

So last week me and my (now boyfriend) were going hiking, and he always wears toms instead of converse or boots lol.
Me: Come hiking to my favorite tree with me today c:
Him: Okay, what time?
Me: idk 5?
Me: Bring your fucking condoms this time
Him: Damn, okay.
Me: OMFG CONVERSE***

 

I'm going to be honest: I f*ck up a lot.
When I was a kid in school I was stuck in the toilet because I couldn't take the shiet, so I got up to look for help.
As I peeked through the door, which was connected to a playground, a girl just happened to walk by (it was break time for everyone) and saw me naked.
She screamed... a lot BUT I still got the help I needed from a teacher who came to see wtf was wrong with the girl, so at the end of the day I didn't really care :)

 

Poor you

 

I was like 7, life was weird back then xD

 

New one:

Telling @BlueJeansToGo that she should change her avatar to her face when it actually was her face
-facedesk-