Darude Sandstorm

Before reading this, make sure you are wearing a fedora, because ****'s about to get MLG-rated.

Darude - Sandstorm.
Sandstorm rhymes with social norm.
Norm.
Norman.
Norman has six letters.
Do you know what else has six letters?
That's right!
Ghvasd.
But what the hell is a ghvasd?
I don't know.
But let's find out!
The first letter is ghvasd is g.
G is the 11th letter of the alphabet.
The alphabet is a system meant to organize letters.
X is a letter.
X.
X-Men.
Wolverine.
Wolverine wears yellow.
Yellow.
Yellow plus yellow is yellow.
The McDonald's arch is yellow.
McDonald's sells chicken.
KFC sells chicken.
Chicken have wings.
So do angels.
Angels is an anagram of angles.
Triangles have angles.
The Illuminati is a triangle.
So,
Darude - Sandstorm is Illuminati = CONFIRMED

 

lol there's a thread called Illuminati Confirmed but I think it's inactive

 

So funny that I forgot to laugh.

 

gg

 

I left my fedora somewhere. Goddammit