Creepypasta: /666 [Parody]

Spoiler: Read me

This is a parody of bad creepypastas.

There is going to be a bit of gorey imagery, but because of how overused "hyper-realistic blood" is in these stories I hope it comes off as comedic rather than scary. :P

I might be making a real creepypasta or two in Creations soon though. But I'm not sure yet~.

I've rambled on long enough.

Enjoy the cringing.

(In case you didn't read the spoiler, this "story" contains the phrase "hyper-realistic blood.")

Okay you guys. I know you probably won't believe me on this but IT'S TRUE. I haven't been able to sleep for weeks and I'm writing this to give myself a little bit of piece at mind.


This story is fully true and I have not made any of it up.


It all started on a warm summer day. I was watching Teletubbies with my little cousin when I got a phone call. I answered the phone and there was a familiar voice on the other side that sounded very familiar and obviously distresed. "Kayla...I can't hide it from you anymore...there's a secret command you can do in the game." I didn't know what he was talking about. But I went to go boot up the game. "Okay......" He paused for a long time I thought I heard a shriek and then he muttered "do /666" and then hung up. I made a world in the game and then did /666. I heard a loud static that scared me and made my headphones blew up. After that I saw the most horrible thing ever.


All of the grass in the world were covered in hyper-realistic blood; it's like you can touch it and then you'd get blood on your finger. I wander past the part where I spawned and I find a village with black eyed villagers covered in more hyper realistic blood. I scream because a creeper comes towards me and it screams too. I am dead of one hit. The next thing I see will haunt me forever.


It is a Enderdragon covered in hyper-realistic blood and crying hyper-realistic tears. Then it fades to black for five minutes and my xbox dies. I get the Red Ring of Death covering fuve parts of the ring.


I popped the game disc out and smashed it into dust. I've bedn having nightmares for almost a week and I hope it ends soon.


Please help me.

Never do /666.

I'm die in 5 days.



Hope you enjoyed/Found this painful to read.

There are creepypastas that are like this; I didn't even use all the clichés.

 

Deleted those lol
They were off topic
Sorry Star

 

Umg su scarreh ;-; i cri everytim

Nonetheless, this made me laugh xD good job ster

 

2spoky4me

 

@AndyTheCow

 

HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD.
I hate seeing that everywhere. How can blood be "hyper-realistic?" That doesn't correlate. It doesn't make sense.

"a prefix appearing in loanwords fromGreek, where it meant “over,” usuallyimplying excess or exaggeration ( hyperbole); on this model used,especially as opposed to hypo-, in theformation of compound words ( hyperthyroid)."

So in other words, over realistic. How does something get over realistic? Wouldn't that be unrealistic?

 

I did one of these in november
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SOMARI.EXE

NSFW WARNING: Open at your own risk. I am not responsible for anything and I asked an admin's permission.

 

Normally creepypastas aren't real.

Except BEN Drowned.
That one's real.

 

No offence but, BEN Drowned is like the worst pasta ever imo lmao.

 

It's probably just aged badly; it's an older one.

Squidward's Suicide was likely a really good pasta at one point, but then everybody started saying "hyper-realistic blood".

 

Squidward's Suicide is a masterpiece.

 

@StarlightFox after I read this, i daydreamed and I had the most terrifying dream with @Destination666...

 

I wonder how many 9-year-olds would believe this if I put it on the official MC forums.

 

no skeletons popping out
2/10

 

that was supposed to be scary?

 

Are you referring to the original or Star's version?

 

No, it's a parody of bad creepypastas.
Which means I was making fun of them.

If it wasn't funny for you, that's none of my business.

 

i really don't like creepy stuff

I can't even