Teacher: What does a chicken give you? 1st grader: Meat! Teacher: Good, now what does a pig give you? 1st grader: Baconnnnn! Teacher: Good Gavin! Let me give you a hard one, what does an elephant give you? 1st grader: Detention slips! Yo mama so fat I took a photo of her at Thanksgiving and it's still printing.
If H2O is water and H202 is hydrogen peroxide, then what is H2O4? Spoiler: Answer Drinking Did you know that cracking math puns are the first sine of madness? Oh man those last jokes were sodium funny, I slapped my neon that first one! So anyways, I asked the person next to me if he had any Hypobromite. He said NaBrO. By the way, you shouldn't trust atoms since they make up everything. I really don't have any more chemistry jokes except for that one about sodium. Actually Na, it's horrible. I'll stop making all of these jokes because all the good ones Argon
OMG DIEING. Little Girl: Mummy why are you fat? Mum: Im having a baby. Little Girl: Is it growing in your butt?
Yeh, something like what happens if we put acid into water? Acid will kill the hydrogen and it won't be water (Don't argue with me)
Proton walks in a bar, sits next to a Electron, Neutron says what up, the say Positive and Negative. Together they are Helium. Ballons WAAAAASSSSSAAAAAH
Son: Dad, im hungry. Dad: hi hungry. Im dad Son: Dad, im serious Dad: I thought you were hungry. Son: Are you serious? Dad: No, im Dad. Son: Best one ever
Wat I told my nalphout friend that i know a dog name Devin and she told me she know a Devin named dog.-.
