Other Games Favourite TF2 phrases

TF2 phrases are very humorous and memorable. I want to know what you think.
One of my favourites is "You got blood on my suit." ~Spy
That's all I can think of right now.

 

""Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Kaboom-Kaboom!" -Heavy

 

'This is what God would use to shoot someone' -Soldier
'Beep Boop, Son. Beep Boop.' -Soldier
'Pootis Spencer Here' -Heavy
'I'm not going to stab you! I'm not going to stab you! HA! I stabbed you' -Spy
'Wanna know what girls love? UNICORNS!' -Scout
'Daiper-changing station' -Heavy
'I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!' -Demoman
'Aww, did I get blood on your suit?' -Sniper
'Headshot Conga' -Sniper

 

'Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.) -Sniper''
'Pop quiz. How long does it take to beat a moron to death? (buzzer imitation) Sorry time's up, you're already dead. -Scout
'I'm wolverine mean, you son of a bitch.' -Engineer
'Erectin' a statue of a moron.' -Engineer
'WHAT'S UP DOC?! Heh, heh, heh' -Sniper
'Medic, medic, medic!'- Spy
'Holy Mary, mother of Joseph!'- Soldier
'You can have this when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. And even then, good luck, because I will have glued it to my cold dead hands!'- Soldier

 

Go to 1:22 c:

 

My favorite phrases are the following

"Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin!" -Spy

Heavy is dressed like little girl, you are still biggest baby" -Heavy

"Zhat was doctor assisted homicide!" -Medic

"Oh hey Houdini, your looking for a new friend? Well i havent seen anyone GET OUT HERE MERASMUS!!"
-Soldier

 

basically all of scouts phrases, that guys hilarious xD

 

Well. Technically not from the game, but Scout's pickup line in Expiration Date.

"Hey, I gotta bucket a'chicken, you gotta bucket a'chicken, wanna go do it?"

 

Spoiler: Soldier

Reg:
''Maggots''
Freshly brewed victory taunt:
"A big cup of kicking your ass!"
"A big mug of my foot up your ass!"
"I love the smell of a kicked ass in the morning!"
MvM (idk why I like this, but meh):
"Taaaaaaaank!"
Robot costume:
"Beep beep boop. Maggot!"

Spoiler: Scout

Reg:
"Bonk!"
"Domination'. Look it up."
"I am owning you, you fat, bald bastard!"
"I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!"
Achievement:
"No otha' class gonna do dat!"
Conga:
"S'no problem. I do dis all the time. I could do dis for money, I don't, but I could!"
"CONGA!"
"Conga? Oh hell yeah!"

 

Spoiler: Scout

"Nice hustle, tons of fun! Next time, eat a salad!"

"Yeah, I dare ya, ragequit!"

Spoiler: Soldier

"Each and every one of you WILL BE SENT HOME TO YOUR MAMA IN A BOX!!!"

"Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes."

Spoiler: Pyro

"Mmff mmff mf mff. (I don't think so.)"

"Mff mf mf mmff, mf mffmff! (Get on the point, you wusses!)"

Spoiler: Demoman

"KABLOOOEEEYYY!!!"

"Aaanneeh onne offf yoouu, I... (buurrp)"

Spoiler: Hoovy

"Engineer is credit to team!"

"Pootis spenser here!"

Spoiler: Engie

"Ain't that a cute little gun?"

"Whooooooeeey! Makin' bacon!"

Spoiler: Medic

"Did zat sting? Sooowwwy!"

"Danke, dumkopf. (Thank you, moron.)"

Spoiler: Sniper

"I'm runnin' out of places to put holes in ya."

"Thanks for standin' still, wanker!"

Spoiler: Spy

"This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry!"

"Laughter really is the best medicine! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

I play waaay too much TF2.

 

POOTIS

 

In-game his line for that is "Got a bucket of Chicken. *takes bite from chicken* Let's do this!"

 

Scout: Yeah, I can see my face from here!
Soldier: Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes!
Pyro: mmfmmfmfmfmfmfm mmf!
Demo: I had my good eye on ya the whole tiem!
Heavy: Cri sum moar, baby.
Engineer: What dumb son of a b**** cast that?!
Medic: Prepare for your examination/I'm going to saw through your bones!
Sniper: Here's a story. Once upon a time, you died. And I lived happily ever after. The end.
Spy: Well, off to visit your mother!

 

Scout:"You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."
Soldier:"I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacks of scum!"
Pyro:"Mmphh mmph..."
Demo:"...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... (sobbing)"
Heavy:"Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Kaboom-Kaboom!"
Engie:"Don't test my mettle, son!"
Medic:"Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not think ve brought enough body bags."
Sniper:"You got blood on my knife, mate!"
Spy:"I'm back, you subnormal halfwit!"
Administrator:"You have failed me... with your friendships."
Wheatley:"What's going on here, then?"

 

Do-si-do all class
(square dance .-.)

 

He actually says 'base' xd.
Anyway,
Scout: 'Oh hey, you suck'
Soldier: 'You were loud and ugly and now you're DEAD! Amen'
All I can think of for now.