Rules of Wal-Mart

You are now the CEO of Wal-Mart. It's your duty to make some super ridiculous rules to troll everyone.

EXAMPLES:

GoodGameLeedle: No touching black tiles on Fridays, Sundays, or any day at 3:00 PM.

master99919: Customers will not be allowed to leave without purchasing 3 liters of Coca-Cola.

Swines1200: No oxygen is allowed in any store or location. Violators will be forced to swim in honey for 40 minutes.

Puggls22: Only people named "Jaj McFrerf" are allowed to enter our stores.

RULES: No NFSW.

HAVE FUN!

 

You must bow toward Mecca, or at least North Korea when enter and exit. Praise Muhammad/Kim Jong-Un.

 

Well that's pretty rude to compare a religious prophet to a psycho dictator... kinda sounds like Islamophobia to me :/


My rule: You must take a Nerf gun and 360 no scope someone before purchasing anything

 

You must give me $100 if you want to enter.

 

Any person who wishes to enter must present a flash drive containing exactly 7 pictures of the current pair of underwear they are wearing.

 

It is a joke, take a chill pill.


You must be skilled in every form of martial arts to buy items with a price tag

 

All parking lots must be built out of merchandise from the Pet Supplies section.

 

Sell me your soul.

 

To buy an item, you must first purchase our $600 cookie.

 

All new rules of Wal-Mart must start with the letter "m".

 

Everything should be of crappy quality, but must be 3x the price from other stores.

 

Cashiers must harass the customers into doing a ghost pepper gaming challenge with them where the loser eats an entire ghost pepper. No liquids allowed.

You must come out of the closet when in the gardening section. Chainsaws optional.

 

You must perform the chicken dance during the checkout process

 

All edible products must contain 2 usable dominoes and a cord to plug into an AC outlet.

 

If you like a product then it shall be thrown across the floor and run over by a forklift

 

If your product is damaged for whatever reason at all, you may replace that item with any item in the store regardless of the value of either item or the reason for the original item's defect.

 

Every tomato you buy must be @TwageTomato approved.

 

Love me before you enter

Any violation of this rule will result in a punishment of cleaning the floor 3 times with a toothbrush.

 

You must recite the first 314 digits of pi while throwing pies at @ImMattShadows within 3 minutes and 14 seconds of entering.

 

You will make an advertising on a build boards using spaghetti sauce and gummy bears