I'll Write You A Poem

Exactly what the title says.
Use this format to request a poem, please.
Topic:
Length (optional):
Any special type of poem? Ex. Haiku, Concrete, etc. (optional):

 

I request a poem
Make it very special c:

 

Topic: Cats
Length (optional): No specific length
Any special type of poem? (optional): None

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You didn't use the format, did you?

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You wrote optional at the format
So no format for you

Oh wait lol, i didnt see the topic: at format
Topic: meaning of life

LoL

 

Here is a cat.
Some are skinny, some are fat.
They are intriguing creatures, yes, indeed.
But they can scratch you and make you bleed.

However, when they are calm
You'll feel the need to use your palm
To stroke your cat's luscious hair
And tranquility will fill the air

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The meaning of life
Is eggplant tofu.

XD sorry, I didn't try.
Lemme make another

You'll ask many questions in your time
After all, you have a curious mind.
However, one that will baffle you most
What is the meaning of life? Is it toast?

A fish perhaps?
Or maybe your fridge?
Maybe you could find it
On a nearby bridge?

Swirling, relentless thoughts
Ripping through your mind
What is the meaning of life?
That is what you must find.

 

Fun fact about tofu: In this MMORPG I used to play a long time ago (WAKFU), there was this creature called tofu which was really cute. My IGN at the game then became Tofu_of_shadows

 

Topic: Gunter the Penguin
Length: medium
Any type of special poem: just make it rhyme please :)

 

Loved it. I really like the rhymes and the humor hidden within the texts of line. Great job :)

 

Topic: Me.
Length (optional):
Any special type of poem? Ex. Haiku, Concrete, etc. (optional): yes.

 

Finn, what type of poem do you want? XD
And I'll work on the poems later, I need to go somewhere soon

 

i wrote there x_x

 

Topic: Tesla, and bacon
Length: 4 verses mauahhaha
Any special type of poem? I don't know any type of poetry sdskdkskks... limerick. make it a limerick.

 

Topic: My Little Pony And maybe Morgan Freeman?
Length (optional): Just like Sasha's lenght please :D
Any special type of poem? Ex. Haiku, Concrete, etc. (optional): None​

 

I know I already posted, but I wonder what this would be like:
Topic: Me
Length (optional): No specific length.
Any special type of poem? Ex. Haiku, Concrete, etc. (optional): None

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Screw the format
I do what I do

I'll request some literature
That shall certainly capture

The frivolous adventure
about some dentures

This poem makes no sense
it just ends in ture
I am done
Make it now pls
thx

 

make a poem with pigs

 

Yes does not answer the question.
I'm asking do you want like, a haiku, or a concrete poem, or a free verse, or what?

 

They're called stanzas, not verses...

Bacon is the best
It puts your tastebuds to the test
It is red
It is rough
Bacon is the best.

Whenever you hear someone say they don't like that wonderful word
You must surely think they are rather absurd
Such food
Much good
Bacon comes from a pig, not from a bird.

There once was a boy, named DWG
He was playing Slender, as we watched with glee
Then Joey said
The thought came to his head
"What are your opinions on Tesla motors?" as DWG passed by a tree.

DWG then pondered
And his mind wandered
"My opinions on TeslAAAAHHHH?!!!!!!"
Slenderman appeared, something we never would've saw
Coming. And then we laughed. And we cried. And had a really, really, really good time. Macklemore? No? Okay :c