What's your story? (Most credit to baccar xD)

Birth month
January: I licked
February: I pooped (in, on, with)
March: I stepped (in, on, with)
April: I danced (in, on, with)
May: I beatboxed (in, on, with)
June: I sang in
July: I ate
August: I sniffed
September: I ran over
October: I played with
November: I rode
December: me and Santa rode
Favourite number between 1 and 10
1: a cookie
2: a stripper
3: minecraft
4: the queen's soul
5: a mothafricken turtle named Mappy
6: the nether
7: a kangaroo
8: ItsJerry/ItsHarry (Own choice)
9: a nose
10: the universe
Favourite person in the entire world ( or out of the list)
Mappy *me*: Because why not?
IJAH: because (it, they, he, she) farted.
Notch: because I wanted to
Any family member including you: because I like tacos.
Anyone in the IJAH staff team: because there is a spider on my wall (no jokes, currently there is)
Everyone else in the world: because meow. Yes.
Mine is: I licked a kangaroo because it farted. ._.

 

I sniffed a nose because meow. Yes.

 

I ran over ItsJerry because meow (sorry Jerry)

 

I sniffed minecraft.
Seems legit.

 

I sniffed a stripper because meow


*snif*

 

I pooped with ItsJerry because he farted
XD
ohgodwhyimgonnagetkickedouttheforumsfordis XD

 

I pooped on Teddie :_:

 

Me and santa rode a stripper because meow.
Wtf

 

lol Best One

 

I rode a kangaroo because I like tacos.

 

I ate a notthefricken turtle named Mappy because meow.

 

LOL! :P

 

Nuuuuu...Don't eat meh :o xD

 

I ate a nose because it farted

 

I danced on a stripper because meow

 

I pooped a cookie because they Farted

 

I beatboxed with ItsHarry because meow. Yes.

 

LOL

 

me and santa rode a stripper (ItsJerry) because meow. yes

 

I played with a stripper because meow. Yes.