Noob impressions???

OMG DA BEAST SARVAR EVR JOAN DAT IT IZ play.bestserver.net PLZ JAOIN NAW FAIRST PERSAN TA JAOIN GETZ FREZ ADMAIN AND WOARLDEDET JOAIN NAOW WE GAWT ALL MINIGAWMES EVARH JAOIN NAW ITZ play.bestserver.net JOAIN NOWWWWWWWW
How was it on a scale from 1-10?

 

lol that's actually exactly the first thing I ever did on a server
xDDDDD

 

I....Am.....Miley....Cyrus.......

 

Why though

 

My other noob impression:
1- /msg ItsHarry OMG MAIK MAI OP I BAEN FAN 4 1 DAY PLZ DATS LONG TIME :)
2-OMG DUIAMAWND *mines with wood pick* WHEARE R MAUI DUIAMAWNDS
3-*tries /tp ItsHarrE* OMG NOOB1.58198721348091263748976135861923784 tried to tyawpe /tp ITSHARRE BAWN HIWMS HEWS TRYING HACK
[Owner] ItsHarry okay /ban NOOB1.58198721348091263748976135861923784
NAWOOOOOOOOOOO HAW'D HE NO DAT WUZ MEEEEEEEE NOOO
Final- JOIN JOIN JOIN DA BAST SARVAR IZ my.serverbest.eu I AWN THE SARVAR IZ MAE NOOB194 JAOIN FAOR MAOD
Scale 1-10 how good wuz it?

 

1, mine were GOD

 

...:(

 

Urs were to long to read i didnt bother lol but i just read the first one

 

I read them all. Some bits were hard to read, but it was funneh ^^

 

Idk but uberminecraft is a real server and that's the real ip so yea.....

 

Yeah, but the noob said he owned it ;)

 

What I meant was that you put a server IP in one of your posts.

 

Everyone knows the server. It doesn't really count as advertising :/ I think

 

1. [icanhaznotnub1490 --> Server Owner] GIVE ME ADMIN
[icanhaznotnub1490 --> Server Owner] GIVE ME AMDIN
[icanhaznotnub1490 --> Server Owner] GIVE ME ADMIN
[icanhaznotnub1490 --> Server Owner] STOP INGORING ME OR ILL BAN U

2. [icanhaznotnub1490 --> SomeoneWithVIPRank] How do u get player heads
[icanhaznotnub1490 --> SomeoneWithVIPRank] How do u fly
[icanhaznotnub1490 --> SomeoneWithVIPRank] How do u jump

3. [SanePerson1234 --> icanhaznotnub1490] Ur a noob lol
[icanhaznotnub1490 --> SanePerson1234] IM REPORTIGN YOUU!
*goes to URL itsjerryandharry.net*
*goes to URL itsjerryandharry.org*
*goes to URL itsjerryandharry.edu*

 

*true story that happend to me yesterday on skyblock 3...*

noob ->me] HELP I FOUND A SCAMMER
me ->noob] report him on the forums.
noob ->me] WTF HELP ME!!!! I HAVE NO TIME TO REPORT ON STUPID FORUMS
me ->noob] dude, im not op, i can do nothing.
noob ->me] I KNOW YOURE OP SO DONT LIE AND HELP ME

*facepalm*

 

I didn't.
Dude, just get the ip out of the post, that's all you need to do :)
Then it's all fine