Typing Wars

Try typing the next sentence in the next paragraph while looking directly at the ceiling.
Then, raise your hands about 10 inches off the computer keyboard and while not looking, begin typing one letter per type with "Chicken Fingers", where you instead of keeping fingers on keyboard, peck your keyboard with your fingers. Let's see who doesn't mess up c:

Buttered Lettuce with strawberries in the center

My try:

buththytg ;lg57759g5 weotk vbk[v;r, \u] \pe

Lel .o. EDIT: DO THEM BOTH AT THE SAME TIME, NOT SEPERATELY!

 

buttered leattus with straiberries in the fcenbter
close enough

 

buttered lettue with t=strawberrie inn the center

 

You do them BOTH at ONCE. :L

 

Buttered Lettuce with strawberries in the center

I think that's right....

 

Buttered lettuce with strawberries in the center

People, having an iPad helps a lot with this, since chicken fingers is pretty close to how you type on it anyway.

 

buttered jettyce wutg strawberrues the center

Close enough

 

butted ldettuce witrh straqbgwereoes in tje cenyetr.
...
...
...
butted

 

Try 2 :3



buttered strawberrud eiuj in the cebter wat

 

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Lol, the challenge plus autocorrect equals madness.

 

butterdr lrttyvr wiyj strsenetrtied ium tjhd center <-- :O Got one right

Try 2:

buttererf lettucvde with strwwberroed ib ths xentwr

 

buttered kettuce wutgh strawberrues in the ceneter
WOOO SO CLOSE XD

 

Buttered lettuce with strawberries in the center.

 

Buttered lettuce with strawberries in the center
BAM. I WIN. GIMMIE A COOKIE.

*EDIT* I didn't do the chicken fingers thing, so let me retry that:
buttered lettuce with strawberries in the center.
I DEMAND MORE COOKIES.

 

Ceiling
Burrtytg lettucf eiyh dteawberries in the cenyer


Chicken Fingers Try wut o.o
Buttered Lettuce with strawberries in the cemtr


IFIJGIFGFFGG I WAS SO CLOSE GXDGFGHFGNFH

 

*Gives*

 

You do them at the SAME TIME. XD

 

Viered lettukede wirh sreawmerriwm g

 

Buttered lettuce with strawberries in the center

buttered lettuce with strawnerries in the center