when my mom won't buy me a new game

Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:

Me:
no i don't do that to my mom

 

brain malfunction
because my birthday is this year and she should buy me a new game
also you saw nothing

 

Jesus Rila. You're so violent, you don't deserve anything. xD



SAME EXCEPT FOR THE LAST PART.

 

Wow, It Would Be Ok If It Would Be Me Cuz Im A Drunk A**hole, But You, O_O

 

...what

 

I would go:

maaaaaaaaaaaammu
can i pls hav new gaym

 

Umg
Is this off that Fnaf spin off xD

 

totally not five nights at fuckboy's

 

Yeh its five pirates at John's Tavern (¥o!o)

 

I don't play games except for Minecraft.

 

Then congratulations, you're addicted to minecraft :D

 

When you only play one game, doesn't mean you play it 24/7. Things like sports, parties and friends also exist in my life. ;)

 

Me: Mom, can I-
Mom: NO
Me: Kay :(

 

Or you save up money to buy it yourself?

 

no
food comes first

 

Sorta funny. This happened between me and my mother recently.

Me: Oh hey, mom, did you know that I got an A on my test today?
Mother: What do you want?
Me: Oh nothing in specific, just a little something I saw at Gamest-
Mother: Already got it.
Me: But you don't even know what I want...
Mother: Yeah I do, you wanted this game, don't you? Rune Factory 4?
Me: How the fuck did you know?..
Mother: I'm your mother. I know all. Also, don't use that language again mister.
Me: Got it. So, can I have the game?
Mother: No.
Me: Why?
Mother: Because you used that word.
Me: Are you serious?
Mother: Yes, now go to your room and work on your homework.
Me: ... Fine...
*Go upstairs*
*Goes inside bedroom*
*Sees game on shelf*
Me: *Yells* THANKS MOM.
Mother: You're welcome, now do your homework.


This is my relationship with her ever since we all went to a family therapist. She like read my mind... WAY AHEAD OF TIME TOO...

 

^^

 

I want your mom.

 

Same