Who's Your GF/BF/Bae?

Bf: None (what a surprise)
Baes: (edited) @Ninjafoya @DurpehDuckiee @Katy9078

 

O_O i should be scared of relationship now

 

Bf: Nope, Don't want one and Don't care.

Baes: @_Magical, @Radii, @kawaiitoast

 

Wat do bae means?

 

Before anyone else

 

GF: NO ONE
BF: @Arelane
BAE: @Arelane

 

Satan

 

Spoiler: How to get a bae

"Every time I look around
All I ever see
Is people acting famous
And they wanna be like me
I've got Tyler
Ricky
Flula
Joshua
And Joey, too
My Uncle and Lohanthony,
But I'm my favorite boo

Spoiler: How to get a bae

I've got a lot more
But I forgot who they are
Sorry not sorry
I'm just a superstar
I got a lot of baes
And you're wondering how I do
Listen up now
And I'll find a bae for you


Hey! Where my baes at?
Where my baes at?
I've got so many baes, man,
I'll teach you how to get one too

But first let's do a dance break!

This is how I twerk!

Okay this dance break is too long,
Can we keep going?

If you wanna get a bae
Here is what you do:
Wear lots of makeup
And hold in all your poo
Talk to him lots
And tell him that he's great
Bring a daddy saddle
On your first date
Call him every night
And call him every morn
Wait outside his window
AND DONT DRESS PORN
Don't forget to tell him that he's got no choice
But most importantly:
Don't forget to keep it moist ;)

Hey! Where my baes at?
Where my baes at?
I've got so many baes, girl
Now you can get one too!"
-Miranda Sings

I've got a lot of "baes" in real life, in the sense that I have certain friends who I just happen to call baes.

I've never had a girlfriend, and while it seems like it would be nice to have one, I don't like anybody like that and I don't think anyone likes me like that.

So pretty much my only real bae is my phone.

 

GF:

She said yes, guys.
Baes: Everyone I'm following.

 

Why does she look like Elvis with blonde hair o.o

 

Well for me this got depressing quite fast because of what happened +cough+ about a week ago。
I guess I can just say no one for the time being。

 

In her Yellow Flicker Beat video, she had a different look.
She put her hair up which she doesn't normally do.
I personally think it looks really cool.

And the whole Elvis thing, I don't know...

 

I don't have a bae......
But I have pizza.

 

Ok...

*ontopic*

GF/BF: ForeverAlone
Bae/Bruh: my following

 

Your mom

 

Ohh...Does anyone volunteer as tribute?

 

you would obivously pick me

 

xD My best friend is my bae...

 

@_Magical of course I volunteer. ♡