Stupid things you did/thought as a kid.

I thought my babysitter was gonna sit on me.
I thought that the doctor was going to kill me with her shots... Long story short that doctor has scars!

 

I admit,

Touch poo while sitting on the toilet and swiped it on the wall.
Please don't judge. I was only 4

 

OMG I GUESS MY LITTLE SIS USES THE FORUMS ON THIS ACCOUNT

 

What? Hey that's offencive stop!

 

What I am saying is, my sister did the same thing at that age ._.

 

XD

 

I thought that everything around me was getting smaller and I was staying the same size.

 

I do the same thing. What helped you solve this?

 

I get panic attacks ever since some guy broke into are house and I do it all the time

 

I asked a guy in the grocery store why his teeth were so yellow and a lady why she was so fat . . .

 

I will go down stairs in a basket and slide down :3

 

I don't get it, stupid things?

 

Eat snow
I still do....

 

I was a total badass as a kid, I used to pull on girls hair and bully smaller kids. I completely changed when I became 5-6

 

I thought I could be superman. Jump off a table and broke my arm :(

 

Lets see..

I peed in my floor all the time and blamed it on my dog.

I use to think you can get pregnant by kissing people.

I didn't know bastard was a bad word so I went around school calling people it.

I brought a bunch of bags to school and popped them

I use to think kidney beans were actual kidneys

I use to think the Super Bowl was a giant ass bowl.

This is only a small percentage of what I believed

 

did : i hugged wrong person that i thought she was my mom

i thought that injections are fun :/

 

Do you have to be a kid to do stupid things?

I thought I could ski on a mountain without skiing supplies...
Last week

 

i thought that if birds bit me, i would die from the venom..

 

I thought fish could fly