So Basically

Hellooooo.

I was in the hairdressers today bleaching my hair/dying it/cutting it.

While my hair was getting cut, I got an itchy nose. I looked like an idiot using my tongue to make it not itchy anymore.

Now my friends will never let the fact I made the ugliest face in history

 

That sounds like a very unefficent way to treat an itchy nose.

 

At least you get to go down in history. Your friends can't say that about themselves, now can they? ;)

 

You gotta do what you gotta do
sometimes >. <

Some things to be happy for:
1. She'll get over it eventually
2. Theres no photographic evidence
of said face... or is there?

 

There are most likely security cameras that caught her making the face. And maybe her friends are secretly hackers and, hack into the security system, then get a hold of the evidence.

*Logic*

 

I meant that at least her friend
wasn't paparazziing her, trying
to get a photo xD

 

I hope you realize you have arms..

 

My arms were under this huge fabric they put around your neck, so nothing happens to your clothes.

The huge fabric should have had arm holes xD

 

I got a haircut 2 days ago and scratched my nose even with said fabric thing. I mean I am not a fan of rubbing my nose on someone else's huge fabric thing, but it was basically hell to not.