Autocorrect you bitch

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  1. TheBlackHamood

    TheBlackHamood Feel Pain, Accept Pain, Know Pain

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    Hello,


    Today I want to talk about autocorrect

    Autocorrect is a fucking annoying thing made by apple which helps people who don't type fuck up more

    For example
    I wanted to write you are it replaced with door ugh
    Save me
    There is white text here
    Fuck autocorrect
     
    TheBlackHamood, Jan 12, 2015
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    Pls dun keel me
     
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    Wat ifs TheBlackHamood alredy bin kild?
     
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    TheBlackHamood Feel Pain, Accept Pain, Know Pain

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    *fires cannon* KABOOYA
     
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    Yes, it changed hourglass to your urinal. I had a lot of explaining to to.
     
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    Autocorrect? Made by Apple? HAHAHA THAT'S WORST LIE I'VE EVER HEARD.

    It was actually developed by Microsoft sometime in the 1990's.


    ANYWAYS,

    Autocorrect is a bitch.
    It corrects "eat" to "beat".


    Funny story, one time I texted my brother that I was going to go eat somewhere with a friend.
    But instead it sent this:
    "Hey Adam I'm going to beat somewhere with Lindsay."

    I'm like. .. whatth3rjfk
     
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    Autocoureur ruïnes nu lifeeeeeee D:


    EDIT: R U SERIOUS AUTOCORRECT? REALLY? FITE ME
     
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    It changed oh to hoe once.
     
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    *I follow now rules

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    My friend sent these 4 messages to me, I told him to disable autocorrect, now he is a better speller
     
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    Uhm, you know you can turn autocorrect off?

    But, before I did,
    I was talking to my friend about hanging out and I meant to say "idk probably wednesday" but autocorrect changed it to "I'm pregnant wednesday"
    yes. autocorrect is indeed a female dog.
     
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    Isn't everyone too old to watch smosh?
     
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    The worst is when sec becomes sex.
    "Sure, just gimme a sex"
    WHY
     
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    I ducking hate it so much.
     
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    MC_Scout Fearless Leader Staff Member Manager

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    I sea What You did their
     
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    There a option to disable Autocorrect you know.
    My grammar fine without it.
     
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    Agredx atocreect is a nich i reakky haye it.
     
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    iks ots ew dum
     
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