Stupid things you did/thought as a kid.

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As an example,

When I was really young I thought it would be a good idea to wash my eye with soap.

...Yeah. That didn't end very well.

What about you guys?

 

I thought if I ate glue I would have glue pee.

That didn't work. (Thank god).

 

When I was very little, my mom told me that I was Asian. But I thought she said I was an agent, so I started kicking people and ended up standing in the corner.

 

I always sat on chairs upright biting my thumb, and I thought unicorns were real. I still do to this day.

 

I used to think sharks would swim out of my shower head and eat me alive.
I have a huge fear of sharks by the way so I was petrified to even step into the shower.

Oh yeah, and I used to bite the skin on my thumbs' joints till it got really bad and needed medical attention.

 

I always thought life would be a fairy tale till 2014 -.- life is a bitch

 

I thought Santa was a real person.

 

Did: Accidentally walked into the girls bathroom o.o

Thought: Club Penguin was cool

 

I thought Pokemon were real ;-;
I accidentally walked into the girls' bathroom 2 years ago at Las Vegas

 

I used to think if I did the thing in spongebob where he was " first do this and then this and then" I would blow an elephant bubble.

It was the episode where he did the 25 cent bubbles and he had a dance be did before he blew this huge elephant bubble.

 

I thought I could be Spider-Man by putting glue on my hand and feet and climbing up a wall.

 

I thought I could fly...and you no where that went. xD

 

I was afraid of the man that sells coal xD and thunders!!

 

I used to think "change" was for when you didn't have enough money to pay for something, the cashier would give you the amount back so you could pay for it XD

I also thought I could fly... and now I have a tiny scar on my face XD

also, I hugged a random man that I thought was my dad o,o (they all looked the same when you're really small)

 

this is horrible..
I thought when white people grow up, they would be black, and when black people grow up they would be white.

my logic was amazing as a kid.. xD

 

I thought I could be a mermaid

 

I thought I could just go to the bank and get 1 million dollars. I thought school was fun....

 

I thought Santa is gonna give me a new laptop but then I recognized he wasn't real..

I thought I saw my cousin so I said the name of my cousin but then it was a random kid who has the same height of my cousin ;-;

I thought I would get Ice and Fire powers last year but I recognized when I became a little bit mature

I dreamed that I was in a tall building and then my feet felt that I wasn't on the ground so I jumped out of bed..

 

When i was little,I was in a go cart and I thought it was off and I push the gas and then I hit my little brother (not fully hit him)thank god I did not kill my little brother

 

When I thought I can actually teleport when I was very young xD
Like when I random sleep in some place, I mostly woke up in my bed :33