Fake Staff Application

IGN: magicnerd808
Age: 199999
Location: Next to my neighbor
Timezone: GMT - 1,400
What times are you most active: Never
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I will grief this server to the ground and make it burn
Previous experiences as a moderator: EVERY SERVER THAT EXISTED NO LIE
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: Screw ranks.
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: What's teamspeak?
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 14 years
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 12 years
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 2 seconds ago
Why we should choose you: You shouldn't
Anything else you want to add: This is obviously a troll app under "Fake Staff Application".

I'm interested to see how "fake" your applications can be.

 

IGN: Satan
Age: 666. Was that not obvious?
Location: Hell. Where Else Dumbass?
Timezone: Whatever The Damn Timezone Is In Hell.
What times are you most active: Anytime After I Am Done Praying To Myself. In Other Words, Never.
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I Want People To Swear Their Allegiance To Me And Worship Me.
Previous experiences as a moderator: I Moderate Hell. That Technically Counts.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: [Devil]
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: I'm Sorry. I Don't Do Well In Teams.
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 666 Years.
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 666 Years.
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 666 Nanoseconds Ago.
Why we should choose you: Because I Am Fucking Satan.
Anything else you want to add: Bow Before Me And You Will Not Burn In Hell.

God, you have no idea how hard it is for me to type like that. >.<

 

IGN: NyanCat
Age: *nyan*
Location: nyan
Timezone: nyan
When are you active: nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
Why do you want helper: nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
Previous experiences as a mod: nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
Have I got a rank: NYAN
Teamspeak: nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
How long have you been playing MC: nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
How long have you been playing on J&H: nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
Last time you made an application: nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
Anything else you want to add: nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

 

IGN: Oboma
Age: 11
Location: Under your bed.
Timezone: ABCD-1234
What times are you most active: Well, I have 15 dogs in my house and I have 3 nipples, so yea, I think dat makes me a good person to ban.
Why do you want to become a helper: Because 5x5=64 so that means that 10+9 does equal 21, so I believe that if I get to ban people, 3 can go into 21, 7 times so 7x3=21. There is also 3 corners in a triangle so that means Illuminati. SO THATS WHY I WANT TO BE A HELPER!
Previous experiences as a moderator: Well I once got a happy meal and made my own little kingdom with my toys. And when any of the toys got boring, i had them flogged.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: blob ding long skittles red dots steven hawkins rank of the 5 dollars wal-mart cheese burger yogert stuff bells have ding-dong katy perry!
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: I like TEAMWORK and but I is not know how to speeekk
How long have you been playing Minecraft: What is Minecraft?
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: Can you repeat that question?
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: What is an application?
Why we should choose you: Well why are you so picky?
Anything else you want to add: I just ate a dog.

 

IGN: Obama
Age: 53
Location: In the US capital
Timezone: Who cares?
What times are you most active: Never, I'm too busy ruining America.
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I'm good at math. I divide the country, I add debt, I subtract jobs, and I multiply misery.
Previous experiences as a moderator: I'm the fucking president.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: No, I'm too greedy
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Obama is too good for that.
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 7 years.
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 10 years.
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: Never
Why we should choose you: Because I'm Obama damnit.
Anything else you want to add: I said in 2008, "I visited 57 US states, and there's 2 more left to go!"

 

IGN: EnderCreeperPH
Age: 2000000000000000000000000000000000000
Location: Under everyone's bed
Timezone: GMT -309458
What time are you most active: If I want to stalk people
Why do you want to become a helper: To do change the rules like scamming, hacking, s*x clubs and etc.
Previous experiences as a moderator: Free weed Diamondsin a prison jail I mean server
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I didn't purchased a rank but I've purchased all IJAH helper's account
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: I am only active to stalk people
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 200 years
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 3 decades
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 111 years ago
Why we should choose you: I'm a hacker nice helper. I killed helped the elves of santa. I stole own the Google Company.
Anything else you want to add: You're next

 

I'm not going to do this.

I'm Mature

 

IGN: Freddy
Age: I am an animatronic
Location: Freddy Fazbear Pizza
Timezone: FAZBEAR
What time are you most active: Night 3 - Night 7
Why do you want to become a helper: Because animatronic is best
Previous experiences as a moderator: Fredbears Family Diner [Owner]
Have you purchased a rank?: [Fazbear]
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: No
How long have you been playing Minecraft: Since 1977
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: Since 1987
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 1 second ago
Why we should choose you: Because we are friendly
Anything else you want to add: Freddy Fazbear Pizza!
:)

 

IGN: xX_Mlgmaster420_Xx
Age: 133769420
Location: The nuketown map
Timezone: 6 o'clock
What time are you most active: Noscoping time
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I can then noscope noobs on the server with my ban powers
Previous experiences as a moderator: Pfft like every mlg tournament there ever was
Have you purchased a rank?: Mlg winner
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: No but I'm active on CoD voice chat
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 69 years
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 2 years before it existed!!1!11
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 420 years ago
Why we should choose you: Bcuz I won the mlg tournament for CoD
Anything else you want to add: I'm the leader of FaZe

 

IGN: HDBDF787
Age: 3
Location: at home
Timezone: it's 4:51 pm
What times are you most active: I'm active now
Why do you want to become a helper: to go with this game
Previous experiences as a moderator: I was a moderator in singleplayer for long time
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: yes, that one *points*.
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: yes
How long have you been playing Minecraft: I played Minecraft 2 hours today
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: idk how to play on a server, Servers are computer programs running to serve the requests of other programs, it has hard drive and ram and so much electronic stuff in it and wires to connect it to the internet, don't play with that!
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: I'm making one now
Why we should choose you: because I applied
Anything else you want to add: yes please, add cheese and some mustard and a little hot sauce thanks.

 

Accepted!

 

IGN: I play plenty of games...which one lol XD
Age: 420
Location: possibly moving in with your mum
Timezone: yea im in the zone too
What times are you most active: never, too busy playing CoD
Why do you want to become a helper: because you need me
Previous experiences as a moderator: whats experience mean?, im gonna skip this one :p
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: You mean the accounts I have hacked?.
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Stop making words up
How long have you been playing Minecraft: whats minecraft again?
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: Whats that I play on hypickle not this server
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: don't rush me I have only been on for a few days
Why we should choose you: My drunk friend said I should
Anything else you want to add: why would I?

 

IGN: Miley Cyrus
Age: 22
Location: Los Angeles
Timezone: UTC-8:00
What times are you most active: Whenever I'm not humping wrecking balls or twerking
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I like twerking
Previous experiences as a moderator: I've been the moderator of that wrecking ball...
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: [Miley] and [Twerker]
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Privacy anyone??? duhhh
How long have you been playing Minecraft: What's minecraft? This is the only game I like:

How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: I told you, I don't play minecraft ffs
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: About a year or two ago when I was on that wrecking ball
Why we should choose you: Because if you don't I'll smash your face in with a wrecking ball
Anything else you want to add:

 

IGN: Mrpie45
Age: why the f*ck should I tell you
Location: A Pineapple Under the sea
Timezone: idk
What times are you most active: I am active when I'm sleeping and pooping
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I want all the ranks and money and I like to ban random people
Previous experiences as a moderator: I never been a Mooerator before
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I have the rank [Booger]
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Nope,cause I hate teamspeak and I call people bad names there when I'm on there
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 12,000 Years now
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: Over 9000 years
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: I never made one
Why we should choose you: Cause I want to ban people and get Money so I can be rich as hell
Anything else you want to add: yea,Your mama

 

Ign: Gday_with_the_camels
Age: what? G'day m8 btw wutz an age?
Location: A cage at the zoo
Timezone: GMT (+Llama's head)
What times are you most active: When I'm playing in the Camel's bath
Why do you want to be a helper: So I can become famous in the camel hall of fame obviously
Previous experiences as a moderator: The first time I licked my nose
Have you purchased a rank? If so which ones: I have purchased @Kuzon55 [Camel] and bought myself [Nose licker]
Are you active on the Teamspeak: I am, but all I do on there is when I first get on Say G'day m8 and mute my mic.
How long have you played minecraft: for about... I have never played minecraft
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: I never have
When is the last time you made an application for this server: WAIT I HAVEN'T SAID G'day m8 In A while! G'day m8 G'day m8!
Why should we choose you: So I can be better at licking my nose
Anything else you want to add: Thanks for reading my application and I hope I get a booger licking helper! Have a G'day m8!
Please look at this link. Link: www.troll.me/images2/yo-camel/yo-dawg-i-heard-you-like-camels-so-heres-a-camel-thumb.jpg

 

IGN: no
Age: 24
Location: Wow stalkers
Timezone: I love that song
What times are you most active: Idk whenever i get on my computer
Why do you want to be a helper: Because
Previous experiences as a moderator: I was an admin but not a moderator
Have you purchased a rank: Psh no i ain't wasting my money on this dump
Are you active on Teamspeak: My mom told me not to talk to strangers
How long have you played minecraft: Why do you need to know this?
How long have you played the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 1 hour
When is the last time you made and application for this server: Never duh i just joined
Why should we choose you: Idk you tell me
Anything else you want to add: no

 

IGN: Jason Voorhees
Age: 17
Location: Elm Street
Timezone: 13
What times are you most active: Every day for 13 hours
Why do you want to become a helper: Because if I don't I'll murder everyone
Previous experiences as a moderator: Idk
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: Yes [Chainsaw] rank
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: I play hockey if that counts
How long have you been playing Minecraft: Since 500 BC
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 2000 years
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 5 seconds ago
Why we should choose you: Because I'm goddamn Jason Voorhees
Anything else you want to add: If I am not accepted I'll kill all of the staff

 

IGN: Map_Turtle
Age: 15
Location: Austraya
Timezone: AEST
What times are you most active: Sometimes
Why do you want to become a helper: I'm like, active on the forums, so like, I could help and yeah.
Previous experiences as a moderator: I'm like, owner last time I checked on nes' server, but like, I haven't done anything.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I have the, like, hero rank or whatever it's called...yeah
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Sometimes, like, not a lot.
How long have you been playing Minecraft: like, 4 years (roughly around so)
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: it was, like, a year back in July, like, last year.
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: I don't know, like, am I meant to?
Why we should choose you: I'm the top poster, so like, I know these forums.
Anything else you want to add: well, like, give me tips, and like, give me mod+? Ty

 

can i plz be mod? im trustworthy and machure
After a response....
WTF IDK WAT DA FUKIN FORMAT IS AND DERS TO MUCH CRAP TO PUT DOWN IM REPORTING YOU HAVE FUN BANNED