me is an helper or ill shrek u m8

*PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS ONLY JUST A JOKE AND NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. THANK YOU.*

IGN: skrubwrecker9000
Age: 69 (non of ur busnes)
Location: ur mom
Timezone: idk
What times are you most active: when im at ur mums house
Why do you want to become a helper: i liek banning ppl for no reesn, also i wun all the $$ from the store for all sweg resn so give me owner and maek me new owner of server and youtube channel for sweg lolol
Previous experiences as a moderator: every server ever not lying
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: gimme all the ranks for free
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: no i ws bannud for trolling and worshipping shrek on there
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 90324902390490249029034092904209490 years
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 29999999999999999999999409290293029029420940249024092049 years
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: nvr
Why we should choose you: im awsm liek batman and im good at reking skrubz without using hex
Anything else you want to add: your mom

 

I was about to facepalm so hard until I read this:

 

u tink dis is a gaem?

 

Lol.

*imagines @MrDeathWilliam's face if this wasn't a joke app*

 

dun maek fn of mi aplikashun i wrkd so hrd on it
cybrbuli. im geting mi mum if u do dis agin

 

k u insprd mi 2 maek c00l @pp 0f mai 0wn
thx lot

 

I am laughing so hard. xD

 

kthnx men rly luv u frst best cmnt on my app :d
lets maek 1800 babys <4

 

Acceptedwhalecum to da clawb

 

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGOGMMOGMOGOMG THNX SO MUCH <4
TIEM TO GREEF SURVURD >:D>:D
IF U LI TO ME I GT MAI MUM AND DA CAPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ U HEER ME DNT LY

 

I dun lai mrsdafwilliama tell me dat u acpted pls now giv me mai hello kty cuz i cnot sleep

 

<4 ok wl bi u herro kiti

 

Ty. Pls le it me le original one. Not da one wif lenni fais pls. It make me scry. Ty

 

Dis iz to fab 4me. I cri wen I c dis sexc creaton

 

ok gt u orgnl 1. i pt it n u r bd. <4 myd sr it dnt sp00k u.

 

cri w/me. NW. OR I GT CAPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ys am #2fb4u

 

Accepted. The other guy was a fake. Welcome to the team.

 

umg i cn fnly sleep its 3.59 Am like pls. Helow kiti saved.avi me tysm ily

 

I N3W IT CALNG CAPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND MUM
THNX D00D BTW :DdddddddddddddDd!!1!

 

<3 lv u <4