Once a little boy and a little girl were having a bath together when they noticed each others bits. They asked each other what they did, and both couldn't respond. So they went to go ask their parents. The boy went to his dad and said 'What's this thing do?' His dad responded 'Son, that's your car, you park it in a girl's garage'. The girl went to her mother and said 'What's this thing do?' Her mother responded 'That's your garage, don't let boys park in it'. With the advice given, the next time the two have a bath together, they explain what they had been told. *Two minutes later* The girl goes out screaming to her mother 'Mummy, a boy tried parking his car in my garage and popped his two back tyres'....
There once was a person called Jaddice. She found out that My Chemical Romance split up and cried to death. HA
How do you know if a lawyer is nice? You throw a cat in his office, if he runs out, it means that he is a coward. And if the cat runs out, it means that he is a dog. (That joke dosn't work in english, in my language bitch=dog) lol thumbs down plz
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