Joke-Fest

Tell The cheesiest joke you know, no repeats!

 

What do you call a cross between a fish and an elephant?

SWIMMING TRUNKS!!!

 

Ouch.

 

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Idk lol

 

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A FRIDGE!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

 

My friend ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese :D

 

What is brown and sticky?
A stick.

 

How can you tell when a lawyer is being honest?

When his mouth is shut c:

 

I would tell you a joke.about pencils, but that would be pointless.

I could tell you a joke about NASCAR, but I'd be making left turns.

 

I would tell you a joke about girlfriends, but you'd never get it. :P

 

Whats a cross between a dinosaur and a bed?

A DINOSNORE

 

I would tell you a gay joke, butt f*k (sorry if this counts as offensive)

I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long

 

How do you compliment a donkey?

Hey, nice ass! c:

 

I saw a girl with 12 breasts

Sounds funny dozen tit :p

 

A man walked into a bar...ouch!

 

What do you call a sleeping cow?

A BULLDOZER LOLSOWSLOLWODLOALDALOLDOEWFKMENHJGHlbRIYgfdukybvzdyukkzybvfkrkigevfbzdrz
*dies*

 

So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..

 

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD omg I'm dying as I type this...

One day a young panda appeared. She wuz so adowable.

 

Did you know?
When my parents aren't home, I like to cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

 

Did you know?
When my parents aren't home, I bury myself in the veggie patch and pretend I'm a carrot.
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