So Like. Umm Im just wondering!

Has anyone here ever felt like they have been abused by Tin Foiled cans? I think i had a personal near death experience with the cans. And now every time I dream I wake up screaming the same way i did 3 days ago. Oh the horror. I still felt all those wet willys. Now every time I walk around my territory I pick up cans and sell them as slaves to the recycling bins.

 

....what

 

Yes. The cans tried to run off with my Lenny kittens. Luckily I caught up with them and defeated them with my magical noodle spoon.

 

You know. I once licked a spoon. But then I got some worms inside of me afterwards. What was it called again? Pin worms? You know I hear there a delicacy. I just wish I could of tried one.

 

Yes. Pin worms are very good. I got them from a Chihuahua after he sold his hourglass dispenser on ebay and was able to buy pin worms with the money.

 

I just want to pour a jar full of toenails all over my face filled with pin worms. There so cute. Twerking around and wiggling and tickling your face. I wish I could hug it with my thumb or finger but I might end up squishing them to oblivion and I can't live with myself if I did that. I just can't. Thinking about it fills me with sorrow and regret. Spit and agony.

 

You know, I had a bad experience with thumbs. One of them took my fedora and I ended up almost getting my math homework incinerated by it. I killed it only by smashing it in the head with a huge piece of paper.

 

I have the sudden urge to harvest you. Will that be ok?

 

No. Go back to Lennyland.

 

I will deliver you to the door. And when I do. Mark my words. You will know the truth about. Justice will be pronounced and I. I will correct your body fluids. For you see. If you were a booger. I'd absorbe you into my left palm

 

I always make sure to look around the corner for 6 and 1/2 minutes to make sure no tin cans are there...If they are, well shit.

 

Oh I'll send my Koalas to attack you, I will. After that I'll make sure my peanut generals finish you off.

 

Are you insane? You're no eddy Murphy. You can't just send koalas to attack me. NO! You need a warrant idiot. I have hired like a bajillion humanoid lactating walruses to guard me. I will eat your eye lids if it's the last thing I do.

 

Don't make me send my kangaroos. Mark my words, and if the kangaroos fail, I always have my great white turtles.

 

LMFAO

 

Sir.sir.do you think this is funny? Do you even skinny dip bro?
I see you. I see you phasing in and through the wall sometimes due to the stream of time and space exposing their nudity towards me. It has no shame and neither do I.

 

i murdered cans once

 

How did it feel? Did you have the need to jump multiple roof tops and murder birds with a knife dripping with peanut butter? My feeling was...more...well..I don't know how to really explain it so I'm just gonna say. "Orgasmic"

 

yes
i killed them cans

 

Oh...ok then.....*scratches head*