The "what if I told you" game

Sooo....

I came up with an idea for a game. **NOTE: If someone already did this, sorry**

It's the "what if I told you" game.

So, one person posts a question like "what if I told you that you ate acorns" and then whoever posts next answers it, and makes a new question, and then another person answers, and THEY make a new question, you get the idea.

EXAMPLE:
User1: What if I told YOU that you were supposed to be a racecar driver?
User2: Then I would never go to the raceway. What if I told YOU that you were going to be arrested?
User3: Then I would run away to Siberia.

So, I'll start!
What if I told you that your dog was going to run away and never come back?

 

Then you're a liar. I don't have a dog.

What if I told you that you were going to be run over.

 

I would hide inside all day, every day, and I wouldn't go ANYWHERE, not even school.

What if I told you that your brother was going to set up an ice bucket over your bedroom door?

 

then i wouldn't go out of my room, i'd live there for the rest of my life..

or just jump out the window and make a run for it
What if I told you that Jeff the Killer was gonna stalk you?

 

Then I would slaughter him.

What if I told you that you died.

 

Then I would haunt you.

What if I told you that you secretly like Justin Bieber?

 

I would cry.

What if I told you that I was going to break into your house?

 

Then I'd take out the big guns. Lolzerz


What if I told you that you couldn't eat for a week?

 

Then I would cry.

What if I told you that you were going to be chased by a bear?

 

Then I would throw you in front of the bear and run away. :D

What if I told you that your gonna be kidnapped in your sleep?

 

I never sleep though.

What if I told you that you can't have drugs.

 

I wouldn't have drugs. DUH.

What if I told you that you didn't like the Beatles?

@DurpehDuckiee

 

Then you would be wrong.

What i if told you that you read that wrong?

 

Then I would not care and unwatch this thread. #Done.

Goodbye thread.

 

i dont know, i dont know how to read

what if i told you that i dont exist

 

UHM.

what if I told you that your shoe is untied.

 

i would un-unite them xD

what if i told you that i love the beatles :D

 

Then I would feed you a beatle



EDIT: Damnit too late

 

then i would redo 9/11

what if i told that im going to oman?

 

Then I would redo Malaysian Airlines

What if I told you that we exist in a parallel universe where there are 100 clones of everyone except you and everyone wanted you dead