Why Did I Not Choose Direct Tv? (Chain Reaction Game Based On The Commercials)

when the police see it they cry and start making fun of the girlfriend and you

 

After they make fun of you the judge comes and makes fun.

 

After the judge comes in and makes fun you threaten everyone and walk away with your gf

(Da best luff story eva)

 

When they bring out the tazer they drop it

 

When they stand dumbfounded, you run.

 

When you trip over you brake the skull

Scary XD

 

When they rush you to the hospital, since the crew was so dumb, they X-ray your leg

 

When they x-ray your leg they find a potato in it

 

When they find a potato in it, they think it is a blood clot.

 

When they think it's a blood clot, you have to take meds

 

When you have to take meds, you say I have eaten lots of potatoes recently.

 

When you say you've eaten lots of potatoes recently, @Rilakkumaloverr stalks u

 

When @Rilakkumaloverr stalks you, you wish you could quit the forums.

 

When you wish you could quit the forums, people get sad.

 

When people get sad, before you go you decide to make a Farewell Thread