Weird Stories

Just post some weird stories here. Fake, real whatever you want.



I'll start:


Timmy was climbing up a tree 70 feet to save his pet bird. No matter how much he climbed, the bird kept flying higher. Then the bird fell and the guy dove for it.the bird flew away while the guy fell into a swimming pool and drowned.

The End.

 

Once apon a time,A potato sang a song,the end

 

once upon a time this story ended

 

Once upon a time in 1968,
It was Mick Jagger's birthday. Paul McCartney came to the party. The DJ played 'Jumping Jack Flash' by The Rolling Stones. The crowd loved it. Paul McCartney slipped the DJ a copy of 'Hey Jude/Revolution'. The DJ played it and the crowd went crazy and wanted it played over and over again and loved it.

TL;DR: Paul McCartney outshone Mick Jagger at his own party.

 

Once upon a time there were 2 penguins on a fridge. On penguin asks the other one: "Can I push you of?". The other penguin said: "No.".

end

 

Once upon a time there was a group of Vikings.
They killed everyone, stole their stuff and sold it
on ebay.
Fin.

 

*Scottish accent* Aww, ya beat me to it, you bastard.



At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV.

Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. “Great,” said the teacher, “that's very important. ”

Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. “Well, that has to do with it too,” said the teacher.

Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, “Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education.”

“Yes it does,” said Johnny, ” it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne.”

 

Weird story? Ok.

Once upon a time there was a boy running away with a puppy in his hand being chased by a cat. The cat then grew much larger than the boy and the cat grew wings then trapped the boy, we never saw the boy agin...... but the cat? Oh! Right the dog, tge dog is now a rapstar. Watch your local cd shop for the album " Woof Woof Woof "

 

Once upon a time HTY dropped a nuke on NYC

The radiation killed everyone in NY

 

Illuminati turned into a Dorito
Everyone ate it and they all lived happily ever after

 

4/5

 

Once upon a time...
Magikarp.
The end.

 

False, we sold it on the black market

 

Once upon a time there was a wait... I forgot... THE END

 

I once looked up Hell on google. It said, "Do you mean, www.itsjerryandharry.com/forums ?"

 

My name is (interrupted) XXX_BILLY_XXX. I am a (interrupted) MLG QUICKSCOPER, just like you! I went to see my friend (interrupted) BLAZE_IT_MICHAEL.
We ate Doritos and found out that Steven Hawking is illoominaty.




Fin.



Original Story:

 

The Black Mouse

Spoiler: Based on a true story

Once upon time in the land they call "America" lived a girl
She was a happy girl
Until one day.

She lost her favourite mouse.
She loved that mouse. Her and that mouse had been through so much together.
Playing endless games of osu..
Trying to fix the hot-keys on LoL..
Bothering @GoobyHasAnOpinion on Skype on a daily basis..
They were meant to be.. then her mouse was gone..
She grieved for days..
Her beautiful black colour.. that slender form.. the wireless chip..
Days and days went by. She never found her mouse.
Then she decided it was time to move on..
Use another mouse..
A equally slender, but crimson red mouse with a black bottom..
She and the red mouse became better controled of each other.. and thus yet
Even with the new mouse..
That little girl never had forgotten
Her favourite black mouse.

 

This story really touched my heart ;---;