Do You Wanna Know What's Gross?

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  1. Xx_HaLl_Of_FaMe_xX

    Xx_HaLl_Of_FaMe_xX Mayo

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    Mayonaise that's 80% watered down. You get one of those squeezy bottles, and you squirt it on your plain slice of bread and it comes out like water, runs down your bread and dribbles from your crust on to your plate. It forms a mini puddle at the bottom of your plate, and the bottom half of your bread is all soggy.
     
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    Mayo is gross anyways,
    ew.
    If I have to eat Mayo, I put everything over it so I won't taste it,
    Mayo is pure fat, I cannot believe some people actually get buckets of them at the store and finish it in like a week.
     
  4. larie0429

    larie0429 Six-piece Chicken McNobody Donator

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    I love mayo c:
     
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    Xx_HaLl_Of_FaMe_xX Mayo

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    They do? :O
     
  6. teitan

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    Mayo is grosss.

    Gahk, the smell and taste of it is disgusting.
     
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    I want to know nothing gross :)
     
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    American mayo is disgusting, however, Japanese mayo is quite good
     
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    There's probably a reason for that.

    Was the Mayonnaise out in sunlight? (Windows included)
    If so, it causes acids to rise up out the of Mayonnaise and sit on top.
    That liquid, was probably acids.
    The acids preserve the Mayonnaise, so yeah.
    THE MORE YOU KNOW.
     
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    Lol you don't have to be Albert Einstein to know things like that.
     
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    TheBlackHamood Feel Pain, Accept Pain, Know Pain

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    the most disgusting think its a kid vomiting that white vomit into your mouth and you swallowing it

    gross enough?
     
  13. Xx_HaLl_Of_FaMe_xX

    Xx_HaLl_Of_FaMe_xX Mayo

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    I heard it tastes like formula. I can't imagine formula being that gross
     
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    I eat mayo out of the jar with a spoon c:
     
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    Rila Pyro is top bae

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    If I do that?
    INSTANT OBESITY.
     
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    Whenever you squeeze something out of a container which hasn't been squeezed in a while make sure to squirt it into the sink or onto a napkin before it comes out watery.