Pick up lines

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  1. Harrocross

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    Guys I want to hear all of your best pick-up lines!!
    Ill start: Is your name homework, because im not doing you but I should be.
     
    Harrocross, Oct 20, 2014
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    There's only going to be 7 planets left after I destroy URANUS xD
    I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get xD
    Your legs are like an Oreo, I want to split them up and eat the good stuff inside xD
     
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    The_Demonstar01 k-on most moe anime 2017

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    Nice legs. When are they open?
     
    thebigman, Oct 20, 2014
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    Hey gurl are you a library book?
    Cause I really want to check you out.

    Or my personal favorite is -
    Hey gurl get in my van.

    Just kidding about the library book one. I don't go to the library.
     
    Joseph10003, Oct 20, 2014
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    "Hey babe are you Paul McCartney because you're so damn cute." -My friend Lindsay.
     
    teitan, Oct 20, 2014
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    Okay, this one isn't sexual umg /bna 4 no sexual pick up line
    Even on a clear night sky, the only heavenly body I see is you
     
    Ninjaman, Oct 20, 2014
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  8. Harrocross

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    Damn that one is good, brb gonna use it xD
     
    Harrocross, Oct 20, 2014
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  9. Audrey_Is_Here

    Audrey_Is_Here o7 ❤︎

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    my anaconda will consider it
     
    Audrey_Is_Here, Oct 20, 2014
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    Rila Pyro is top bae

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    anraconda***
    @anratork59 lol
     
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  11. c3p0

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    Whot? Just be yourself, no need for pickup lines :D

    /msg @CaitlinUchiha <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
    Let's see if thats gonna work out
     
    c3p0, Oct 20, 2014
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  12. Harrocross

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    PSHHHHHHH That will never work xD
     
    Harrocross, Oct 20, 2014
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    Do you love KFC because I do :)
     
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    _Magical Pokémon trainer

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    Omfg so many of these xD
    "Hey girl, nice legs. What time do they open?"
    "Hey girl you remind me of a wrench, everytime I look at you, my nuts tighten up."
     
    Krewlex, Oct 20, 2014
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    'Heeeeeeyyyyyyy gurrrrl. dayum you got nice booty'
    my anaconda do @Audrey_Is_Here
     
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    Yomc ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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    Hey, if practice makes perfect then your parents' names must be Practice and Practice.
     
    Yomc, Oct 20, 2014
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    Fawn as if

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    Are you a Cyberman? Because you can take over my body anytime you want
    kill me now
     
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    Which lines do I pick up

    ._.
     
    spykethevictini, Oct 20, 2014
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  20. Audrey_Is_Here

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    @Devin610 @XenonHD REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE IN THAT CALL JUST READING OUT PICKUP LINES?!?!?!
     
    Audrey_Is_Here, Oct 20, 2014
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