Don't post spoilers here. I'm serious.

I am going to go on a rampage and kill every person who ever posted spoilers, on a universal scale. I hope every one of them has an EXTREMELY SLOW and HELLISHLY HORRIFICALLY UNHOLYLY I DON'T CARE IF IT ISN'T A WORDLYLY EXCRUCIATING EVERY PAIN AT ONCE painful death. Whenever I hear a spoiler, I want to throw everything that has existed or will exist into a deep abyss of pain and misery. Then I want to squeeze the life of it out and drink its blood, spitting it out because eww, and then pour it on its head after thoroughly mixing it with the worst kind of flesh eating acid. Then I set it aflame and burn the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of the ashes of its painful memories of fear and complete and utter despair until all that is left is its completely torn up and broken soul, which I will bite into gleefully and rip it apart with joy until I can stamp the last painful shreds of life out of it. Then, I will seep into any other dimension or fictional world until I can cause the most amount of horrifically and horribly absolute and utter excruciating torture, pain, sadness and despair, then burn that as well. I will rip the atoms of anything left apart, giving the molecules the harshest and most horrible of torture. i will laugh at the screams I recorded in my head, and make a game out of everything that I caused, the torturous grinding deaths, and the horror in the eyes of happiness which I gouged out using the pieces and shards of its own end.
I didn't really mean for this to be a thread full of spoilers :I
Okay, now I'm pretty pissed. Every THING I was going to do has now been spoiled. /c.

 

*grabs popcorn*

Go on.

 

Light dies at the end of Death Note. The main character dies. <3

 

I have begun my massacre of the universe. More spoilers?

 

At the end of Fairy Tail, the main character dies as well.
Also everyone gets trapped in a void and it ends there. <3

 

wow

 

Spoiler

Smoke week w/o green tea leaves... bae

I might be thinking of the wrong kind of spoiler...

 

Marley dies at the end of Marley & me.
Great movie btw.

 

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oh wait are you even talking about this kind of spoiler

 

I WILL
TM01 YOU
SO HARD
RIGHT NWO

 

Oh my god, same here, I totally hate when this happens!

Wait what do you mean this is the wrong kind of spoiled oh god where's the backspace key abandon thread abandon thread

 

The anaconda actually doesn't.

 

Spoiler: a staff member like @Devin610 ends up looking at this thread. Sorry, I couldn't keep that secret in :/

 

LOL SPOILER ALERT: In the second the staff member closes this.

 

Spoiler: Lelouch dies at the end of Code Geass R2.

 

Spoiler: Godzilla kicks ass for only 12 minutes of the 2 AND A HALF OUR LONG MOVIE SO DONT WATCH IT, YOU SHOULD BE GLAD I TOLD YOU THIS YOU FUSHCDSOVERGE- yeah you get it.

 

Spoiler Darth vader is lukes father

 

-Wheatley turns evil in Portal 2
-Annie is the female Titan
-Yomc is a robot
-Everyone dies at the end of Final Destination
-I am a lamp.

 

What? Are you watching Code Geass?